As a lifelong Seattle sports fan, I endorse this comment. Seattle is just not a hockey town, and wishing won’t make it so. The circumstances surrounding putting an NHL team in Seattle are just too similar to the ones used to put an NBA team in Vancouver.

Around 50% for the homes. 30% for the luxury goods

Know how to stop kids from asking to go to Disneyland? Take them.

“We do not think Deadspin is any kind of responsible reporter”.

Well, the good thing about being an adult is that you can furnish your adult apartment with whatever the hell you want. Just do that instead.

The KDF-Wagen.

Fuck you, buddy.

Seriously, man, why do you spend so much time here? You hate the place SO MUCH and yet you’re here every single day.

Miata? Isn’t that always the answer?

That’s so dumb, the pleats are there for added stretch.

Actually, it was Sting and Jimmy Page who attacked the coach with the kettlebell. Diddy just stood around and said “Yeah! Uh huh!” a lot, then claimed the attack for himself.

Notably absent: “tools”. Any tools. Fuck it, even parts for tools.

The “greatest generation,” eh?

Can you now put out an APB for Lowenbraü? Not that I want it, I just want to know what happened to it?

That orange bastard. If you were there you know why.

The car from Spy Hunter.

To be honest NASL is the second tier of US soccer in name only, the USL has overtaken them significantly in the past two years. This past winter MLS teams solidified the future of the USL by expanding their footprint into the league —

Ah, schooled in the Nigel de Jong and Robbie Keane method of tackling.