I was really worried these actually were Oregonians but, thank god, they are Canadians!

Fire7ale

By that metric, Lazio won’t be relevant anytime soon either.

You, my friend, need to reacquaint yourself with Silvio Berlusconi

OR, John’s biggest victory is that he is 44 and never has to make his own lunch.

Too bad they couln’t scare any of these Golazos up Wednesday when USL teams swept them in The Open Cup.

The NASL went 0-7 against the third-tier USL in the Open Cup just this past week.

Marshawn turning tight ones in a golf cart

Sure I can! I’m doing it RIGHT NOW.

This is an example of something that has nothing to do with the popularity of soccer in any country

WALDORF: This list isn’t half bad.

♫ It’s time to give the finger!
It’s time to fight the fights!
It’s time to shit on Leslie ‘cause her Muppet ranks ain’t right! ♫

Sam Eagle Number 1, you Commie!

God Corey Perry is such a prick

Wow! Your response shows what a horrible sack of crap you are. Do people often confuse you for a person?

The laugh/paragraph average was really high. More from Pete Reynolds, please.

“Run your healthcare”

is being used as a parking lot for buses