Too bad they couln’t scare any of these Golazos up Wednesday when USL teams swept them in The Open Cup.

The NASL went 0-7 against the third-tier USL in the Open Cup just this past week.

Marshawn turning tight ones in a golf cart

Sure I can! I’m doing it RIGHT NOW.

This is an example of something that has nothing to do with the popularity of soccer in any country

We’re GHHOOOOSTS

WALDORF: This list isn’t half bad.

♫ It’s time to give the finger!
It’s time to fight the fights!
It’s time to shit on Leslie ‘cause her Muppet ranks ain’t right! ♫

Sam Eagle Number 1, you Commie!

God Corey Perry is such a prick

Wow! Your response shows what a horrible sack of crap you are. Do people often confuse you for a person?

The laugh/paragraph average was really high. More from Pete Reynolds, please.

“Run your healthcare”

is being used as a parking lot for buses

Ray Hudson sounds different. Does he have a cold?

Craig's List, you will never find a more wretched hive of scams and bed bugs. We must be cautious. Half of a Doritos Locos taco is the best I can do.

Huge.

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