I think it began because all about that bass contains some lyrics that people take issue with, such as ‘skinny bitches’ and the whole decidedly not body positive aspect about liking her body because it’s what boys like... then that was compounded by ‘dear future husband’ which was really vapid and annoying from any…

Uuuuuuuuuuuuugh.

Ugh. I’m married to an art director. Everything is retouched. The only time he’s gotten a complaint was from Kim Gordon because they used an “awful picture” (read: because it was Kim Gordon he went super light on the retouching and only fixed her knees, because no woman after a certain age has attractive knees).

We tend to level a lot of unwarranted criticism at second wavers for having made Gurley-esque statements. Feminism has always been a living movement, shifting and splintering with time, reacting to the avenues and co-opted movements available at any point.

1.) Wear a fucking helmet, shitheel. Safety first.

Okay, but can we talk about the most important thing?

Based on Palin’s background, are we sure she wasn’t saying “Paul Ryan and his elk?

If Palin supports them, you can bet they’re not better than anybody.

Doofusy af, but still better than Ryan.

C’mon, don’t you remember the parable of the Bad Samaritan??