BurnerSplaining
burnersplaining
Mine went from a smooth bump to knobby when I was around 28. Guys don’t point it out specifically, but I got compliments after I started wearing opaque pantyhose with skirts.
There needs to be a “none of the above” option.
I, well...at least I called her. And I bought her a fountain pen she wanted that UPS is delivering a day late.