Alternative headline: “Jesus stopped while trying to drive a Demon out of Indiana”

1st gear: is Bosch the common denominator in all this diesel cheating?

Worth more than 10 shares of FCA.

And as a resident of Detroit, you can both go fuck yourselves.

The guy with the 2 stroke Saab thinks you’re stupid.

Yes, these are high quality vehicles. 5 star safety rating and good mileage.

It’s funny how compatible a match Fiat and Chrysler were for each other.

From some of the most Tims dense locations in Toronto, this is enough distance to shoot from a Tim Horton’s, pass through another Tim Horton’s, and hit a target in a third, enemy occupied Tim Horton’s.

On the way back from the mechanic after getting ~$900 bucks worth of electrical work repaired. Clutch went out.

Bought new car without considering when first paycheck would arrive. As a result, I slept in a MR2 for a week.

He also had 12 other BMWs stored in the parking lot of the company he worked for.

I bought the 3200 (3/4HP) unit a couple months back. It was STILL way cheaper than the comparable Insinkerator model. It chooches like a boss too.

I bought the 3200 (3/4HP) unit a couple months back. It was STILL way cheaper than the comparable Insinkerator…

I agree 100%. I don’t understand why everyone thinks they need a big car.

This exact phrase, sometimes scribbled on the production notes, sometimes whispered in a voicemail message, is exactly what got him in trouble in the first place.

Remember that TV show, Sliders? Where the large guy Max and the skinny guy Quinn, along with the rest of the crew, would “slide” into parallel dimensions where events changed how history played out? Imagine sliding into a Jalopnik dimension, that resulted in a different Equinox ...

Repeating something stupid over and over just makes for more stupid, I am sorry.

I’m going to chime in here with a direct perspective with the full disclosure that I am in the “front office” or management side of this discussion. I am a manufacturing engineer at a large American non union manufacturing plant owned and operated by a company that does have union plants, so I have good exposure to…

Both my 9-3s had both rear fog light bulbs installed, I called the fog light switch the tailgater switch. Another Saab I had years ago had a wonky shifter, and there was a spot just before 5th gear that would let the reverse lights come on. It was fun watching tailgaters slam on their brakes.

In case anyone was wondering about the Spanish being spoken, he’s saying:

I don’t even read comment sections and yet the suggestion of “DON’T BUY A CAR” on a car website was so dire that I found myself summoned as if by a brace of wizards.