the only good thing when I see that header photo is knowing that these old white men inch closer to death everyday, and that my gen and the next will make sure their rot stays where it belongs - in the ground.

One thing I haven’t seen addressed is that, among other things, Kavanaugh is either an alcoholic or a problem drinker (the line between the two can be fuzzy). It would be one thing if he was in longterm recovery and honest about it. (George Bush (not my favorite!) was an alcoholic in recovery at least. Nixon was an…

Where is the other side of the calendar? Show me dem birds!

Fecklicit.

They are all hypocrites, they will defend 45 no matter what (sleeps with hookers/porn stars, cheats on wife, multiple divorces) but heaven forbid if a gay person wants a cake.

I find it hard to believe anyone who actually GETS what the Christ stories are about could be a conservative in these times (It’s like someone watching Star Wars and rooting for The Empire (which...fuck me, Steve Bannon did)). There’s just so much hate on the right for humans that haven’t acted against them, but just…

She has the look about her of someone who will end up jumping out of a window shouting “Look at me, Damien! It’s all for you.”

Let’s be better.

Hands are too big relative to his head. 

They can guarantee there was no collusion, they can guarantee North Korea has stopped its nuclear program, they can guarantee there is widespread voter fraud, they can guarantee there is no human-caused climate change, they can guarantee Mexico is going to pay for a wall, they can guarantee there was no Russian…

In others, a small decline for years may suddenly accelerate into dementia.

Does she not realize that universal healthcare IS a community coming together to support each other??

All of them lifelong members of the May I Speak to Your Manager Tabernacle Choir.

The FLDS & fundie christians support their families by collecting welfare & food stamps by claiming to be single parents ( they’re married by God not the law). They call it bleeding the beast. Don’t know if its the same with Hasidic communities, but that’s how the other breeder cults do it. 

This is because Marco Rubio is a fuckless cunt.

While I love the metaphor attempt, that’s a total insult to selkies, who are basically just doing the mythological “seals turning into humans and then back again” thing and most of the time are human only because some jerk literally coerces them.

That intern has bigger balls than all the Dems on Capitol Hill put together!

All living former First Ladies have condemned the Trump administration’s border policy.

Sometimes I wonder how Christianity would have fared if that asshole Paul had never shown up. I’m an atheist, but reading Jesus’ words it’s hard not to like the guy- he was a radical determined to shake up those in power, he taught that people deserved to be treated well, preached that the poor should be fed and…

I have been saying this for a while now. And honestly, I am kinda pissed that stricter gun laws are being made necessary because men can’t handle rejection. Here’s a novel idea: Develop smart gun technology and allow women to carry, but ban men from gun ownership. Yes, I know it’s a violation of Equal Protection and…