My condolences to Matthew Broderick and family.

Goddamn, that last line is so Florida, Carl Hiaasen just filed for trademark infringement.

Catholics haven’t been creationists since the 70s! They are shitty in so many different ways, but they accept that evolution and natural selection are real.

I hope this does for Michelle Wolf’s career what it did for Stephen Colbert’s.

These guys better be careful, it only took one angry lady with a golf club to end Tiger’s career.

Please don’t blame the Trumps for the wire. That was Putin.

It absolutely blows my mind that Republicans can balance the cognitive dissonance of “look, an angry teenager is always just going to be able to somehow source a semi-automatic rifle, even if they’re illegal and rare and strictly controlled and almost impossible to get ammunition for, never mind that literally no…

I completely agree, Raymond T.

Stay cold, stone bitch. Stay cold.

I think what might be unsettling to you, but you tell me, is that she’s writing to appeal to someone who is/believes himself to be actually innocent. The truth is that the majority of people charged with sex crimes are factually guilty, so it feels weird for her to be focused on false accusations, children susceptible…

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A judge threw out Wiz Khalifa’s mother’s defamation lawsuit against Amber Rose. Please read the details in this.

I also think it speaks to the standards we hold women to when they make accusations against powerful men. Leigh Corfman’s not being an angel consists of having been married three times and having messy finances. I might not take love or money advice from her, I suppose, but there’s nothing about either of those things…

So, would we say that she’s the one who likes all Nirvana’s pretty songs and she likes to sing along, and she likes to shoot her gun, but she don’t know what it means?

I’m not entirely sure I understand what your point is here. On the one hand, yes, it’s important to remember that the entire country pretty much knew what the Nazis were doing and they were fine with it, despite what certain bullshit retellings would have you believe. These retellings, notably, are rarely German,…

He wouldn’t know a fact if it grabbed him by the pussy.

In other words,

It’s spelled D E M E N T I A with a side of P A R A N O I A.

Well they were probably in there for 3 and a 1/2 hours even though dude originally meant to go just for two things.