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Because it’s so much better? Is that why?

It would be an honor to fight by your side. SOUTHWEST FOR LIFE.

Pro tip if you ever have to fly southwest again, check in 24 hours before on their website. And when I say check in I mean set an alarm for a minute before and have your mouse cursor on the button ready to go exactly 24 hours before your flight like you’re in line to buy Beyoncé tickets. It takes 2 minutes of your

Before we go any further: Southwest is definitely not beneath me. United and their garbage are definitely beneath me. Fuck United.

Holy shit I’d go ballistic on these people if I were one of these parents.

I’m fine with it. He’s not going to be rehabilitated and he doesn’t feel anything resembling guilt or remorse. Good riddance.

I’m not generally in favor of the death penalty, but if there were EVER a time I’m ok with it being applied...

Agreed. I think Biden’s greatest strength is that he was able to say, “I was wrong”. He also has a real “man of the people” thing going on. Ultimately, do I KNOW he would have won? No. I really don’t think Bernie would have. And the undying belief that he would have really annoys me.

Remember all the good PR Hillary had before that email bullshit? People loved her! Then when the possibility of her becoming president became more real, everyone got way more critical of everything she’s ever done. There’s no guarantee that if it had been Bernie or Joe the same thing wouldn’t have happened.

Yeah, my about-to-turn-two daughter kisses ME on the mouth. It’s how she’s showing affection right now, and I like it better than head-butting, anyway.

lol at this entire comment

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Respectfully I also submit The Temptations version of “Silent Night”.... It’s not Christmas until I hear it!!!

Funny you mentioned the music. As I was reading this on my phone, David Gray’s “This Year’s Love” came on my headphones. Trying not to cry at work.

If I was reading this and that song came on, they’d have to carry me off the train. lol

I’m not crying. You’re the one crying.

Too late about the Trump turnoff also.

Can we turn off Jez for the night on this sweet heartbreaking note? Before some awful Trump bullshit ruins it?

I don’t know why we’re acting like Chyna shaded herself; in the photo, she is wearing a straight WIG. The whole point of a lace-front wig is to give the illusion that the hair is actually coming out of your scalp at the front. Since Chyna’s wig has bangs, it is most-likely not a lace-front (what would be the point?).

Why haven’t these people learned the phrases “to drag” or “to read [someone]”?

Dear white dude: You need smore Black girls and drag queens in your life, buddy.

Chyna’s proud of that pasta because..................?