Actually that’s a better idea of payback...............give them decaf, and they won’t understand that weird feeling they are having is caffeine withdrawal!

Hey hey hey HEY. Messing with somebody’s food/drink by adding bodily fluids is NOT COOL.

Dear Trump supporters - please boycott my vacation fund next.

As a former barista - yes, we know people can see us. That’s why we don’t spit. We give people decaf.

or decaf

I made this in honor of Trumpence’s hurt feefees.

That imperative “APOLOGIZE!” and the end of Drumpf’s tweet just makes me want to scream: “FUCK YOU YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!” then slam the door to my bedroom.

I didn’t think the CIA had it in them to be so salty. Bless.

No, slavery triggered the Civil War. Period.

You realize that when people have the anonymity of the internet and don’t have to actually, you know, deal with a person face to face that they let their true feelings out, right?

Moonbootsroots is a troll, do not engage and please dismiss whenever you can.

It should be required that all Americans learn about the internment of Japanese Americans. In addition, we should also teach kids that even after shoving them into camps and treating them like scum, Japanese American men actually volunteered serve in the military to defend their country. The 442 Regiment fought in the…

BTW, to show you just how important a single vote is in a system like our’s (winner-take-all, first past the post), my home state of Michigan is currently being decided by around 11,000 votes...out of 4.8 million. A single percentage point higher turnout in Detroit, a quarter of Jill Stein’s 51,420 voters in the…

I used to sound exactly like this when I was 17-18 years old. Then I grew up. You should give that a go.

YES FUCKING THANK YOU. I’ve said as much on Facebook, basically: look, you vote for who you want but I think you made a bad call and for selfish reasons. You would’ve thought I called for their fucking heads to be set on pikes right next to Lady Liberty.

It’s actually your civic responsibility. This is a really minimal price to pay for participating in our democracy.

I am legitimately curious. Did you not have a single local issue to vote on that would affect your life - be it a tax increase, a certain mayoral candidate, a funding scheme for a useless program, the death penalty — whatever?

Scolding is what you do to children. You made your choice, and now you get to deal with the consequences of that choice. I hope whatever you were doing that night was worth it.

It was tough. I am latinx closeted cis-male. I was very passionate about volunteering for Hillary because I saw the options available and she was the pragmatist who still saw everyone. Her plans seemed achievable and of all the politicians out there she had the longest history of coming across the aisle and selling an…

They start voting in every election—midterm elections, special elections, city council elections, proposition-only elections, bond-only elections, every election.