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I donated to the Trevor Project. They won’t send a card but they can send an email. Lambda Legal is a good organization too. You could consider an organization that works on safe sex, like the National Campaign to Prevent Teen and Unplanned Pregnancy, something to give those slutty girls affordable birth control

If she “erased you”, consider for a moment what President Trump will do.

I live in a blue state and am not on speaking terms with two coworkers who wrote in Bernie.

I am donating to Pro Publica and my local Public Radio Station to try to ensure independent news stays alive during a Trump administration.

It is so fun to fondly look back upon our stupid youth. Such good times.

Is it really that hard to not click on something you don’t care for / want to see? I’ve literally never clicked on a baseball article on this site. And there were those “Cardinals lost” articles almost every day!

Their privacy policy made me laugh...

Oh shut the fuck up. Are you gonna pull out that Sanders fucking bullshit again? Sanders, who couldn’t win a primary? Sanders, who pulled ONE FUCKING THIRD of the black vote? Sanders, who didn’t release his fucking tax returns likes someone else we fucking know? God dammit. Shut the fuck up about your stupid Bernie

Yup. The 74 year old white socialist who black America trusted slightly more than fucking Romney would totally win.

My coworker’s daughter is out protesting in Seattle. The girl voted for Stein. She should be home hanging her head in shame.

Great. Thanks for all the millennial enthusiasm after the buzzer. I’ll think about how great these protests were after Roe v. Wade is overturned and I lose the right to healthcare with my pre-existing condition.

While I know there were some protests over Trump during the past year and a half, I can’t wonder why there weren’t more, and on this scale, and wonder how many of these protesters actually voted in the Reckoning yesterday.

We live in such a PC culture now.

If by some strange horrible longshot Trump wins, I will cease to speak to anyone who insisted on voting for Stein or Johnson because “I shouldn’t have to vote for the lesser of two evils” or “Clinton is a liar and murderer” or “they are both terrible” or “I don’t have to follow the crowd” or “If everybody would vote

<3 u Jezzies!!! Thank you for showing those shitbags at Deadspin how it's done. (Ley, Drew, Jordan and ladies excepted.)

Alex Pareene’s self-important explanation for why he may or may not deem voting in a presidential election worthy of his time was the single worst thing I have read this election season.

I run a small business (garage) in Lancaster county. I am very nervous. Many of my customer, people I would call friends, people that I respect, have lectured me over and over that I should be voting Trump. Thank God they don’t know that my business partner and I are both Dems.

Nope! Voted for Hillary in the primary too.

And for my fellow Pennsylvanians...