I worked at a Chuck E Cheese years back. I specifically was an “arcade attendant”, and learned very quickly to put a thick pad of game tokens in the mandated apron in such a way as to provide armor for my groin.

That’s pretty cool. A few years ago, I worked for a company leasing space in the same building Del Taco uses for their headquarters. While corporate was on the floor above us, their test kitchen shared the same floor/hallway with us, and they’d invite our office over for tastings once a month. Of course, it was always…

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Ferrari Mondial 

i mean the real answer is the Mondial. but they’re cheap for a gated shifter ferrari, so everyone has convinced themselves that it’s not that bad in the hopes one day they, too, can spend $35K on Bring a Trailer for one and pretend they’re not disappointed

I don’t see why it needs to be a breakfast burrito. The ingredients of a Philly cheesesteak would wrap up in a tortilla rather nicely on their own.

And let me guess, Subway corporate is going to force heir franchisees to buy new equipment and train employees all the while threatening to take their franchises if they don’t comply.

It’s not a matter of “cutesy nicknames”; it’s a common writing tool for when you’re writing about multiple subjects in such a way that using pronouns would be confusing, but repeating the name over and over again would come across as, well, repetitive. The brain doesn’t like reading the same word over and over again,…

I don’t need a factcheck to realize this is a joke, but apparently a lot of Facebook aunts and uncles do.

There’s absolutely value in disparaging the tech, because by doing so, it stops and makes people think.

understanding why a person might pay for art is not difficult, lmao.

Generally, but particularly in retail/service, people don’t quit a job, they quit a manager. 

Surprised that there was no link to that fantastic Defunct land video:

Florence Pugh is the female Leonard DiCarprio.

Next you’ll tell me that they wanted her to wear makeup and hired some ‘wardrobe stylist’ to tell her how to dress!

“BM Sauce” is making me think of something much less appetizing... :(

Sepinwall made what I thought was a very interesting point: "Sometimes, when spinoffs bring back characters from the parent series, it’s to remind you of why you liked them in the first place. Both of Walt’s appearances here have instead played up his most insufferable qualities, giving you the worst version of Walter…

The fact that he kept tinkering with the water heater, making a mild nuisance into an unbearable racket is classic Walter White.

It’s kind of nice that, as it turns out, what is almost certainly our last glimpse of Walter White in this world isn’t the Nazi-killer super-scientist managing to effortlessly outwit his enemies one last time, but the pompous, bitter and frustrated pedant who can’t even let a harmless thought experiment about time…