Texas, the place that became American because those dirty Mexican liberals banned slavery.

Texas is actually old Florida, before Florida became, you know, FLORIDA. Sometime in the 1980s the ascendancy of Florida man was complete and America’s penis became the bastion of batshittery you see today, but before that Texas was a strong contender. 

I assume their attorney is Lionel Hutz.

they’re based in Texas you say? HMMM...

LOL wut? This is a tactic I expect from any American company.

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Assholes like that don’t tip to begin with. 

They will buy a pizza pie and then light it on fire.

They’ll boycott Pizza Hut the same way they’ll boycott the NFL, MLB, Keurig, Starbucks, Nordstrom, Kellogg, and dozens of other companies.  The net effect will be the companies don’t lose a single customer because Goldfish (the crackers, not the animal) have longer attention spans than the average bigot.

Often budget hotels include more for fee than the luxury properties. Usually you’ll get free parking, breakfast and wifi at a basic chain. I’ve had to pay extra for all of those at a luxury property. They often also have high daily “resort fees”. You always want to check what’s included when booking hotels. 

Or fiddle-fucking around with his phone and not watching the road.

Perfect visibility, straight line, already almost out of its lane and no attempt at avoidance?  This driver needs a drug test, BAC test and logbook check...  Either high, drunk or asleep!

For less than $16 I can hit up a Pizza Ranch near me and eat lots of pizza and other stuff until I topple over. All you can eat pizza in buffet obsessed flyover country is tried and true. I do not like Pizza Ranch’s politics or religiosity but as an all you can eat pizza place it is fine. 

Maybe because they’re the ones touting it as “full self-driving” when it’s anything but, whereas every other manufacturer calls it a driver aid.

The hiring freeze and return to the office requirements may mean attrition will do most of the work.

These were cool as hell when they came out. I have never gotten over my adolescent disappointment when I first saw the transverse engine under the hood, though. This is therefore my least favorite of the Japanese bubble-era sports cars, but I understand its appeal.

The a-pillar nonsense and the chrome rims tell me all I need to know. Oh yeah, and it’s also a 30 year old car with 145k miles on it.....

Buyer’s remorse.

What’s your take on the refrigerated section of dressings vs the off the shelf dressings mentioned in the article? My typical go-to is Litehouse, but I also like Marzetti as well. And if available, Bob’s (of Bob’s Big Boy) is always good.

The couple of times I’ve tried the Hidden Valley brand it had a very strong plastic taste. Homemade is the way to go.