I love the CIA and I love the quizzical looks I get when I wear one of their branded sweatshirts.

Controversial take: You need a different dog. I suggest this one. 

Critters 4 does not count as a “previously unprecented science-fiction setting” because the Critters are fucking aliens. The first two films open with scenes in space

Jason X is a lot of fun: it’s got a high body count, that terrible early 2000s sci-fi aesthetic, some characters that are both likeable and capable of displaying common sense... plus one of the special features on the Blu-ray is called “By Any Means Necessary: The Making of Jason X”, which is just *chef’s kiss*

So the MAZDA owner from yesterday is selling his other car too? CP forever.

Seeing Jason X in the theaters with a bunch of my college friends was probably the best time I’ve ever had seeing a bad movie. I also love how Jason X gives Jason the highest body count of all classic slashers by far thanks to taking down that entire space station.

Even with the low miles, this is grossly overpriced. That money could get you something much newer (if you can find one).

AVC: What put you in the position to be pitching this in the first place?

Expecting people to take the polls 100% seriously is as insane as the price on this car

I feel like this is the kind of thing where you just need to find the one person who wants this car but I’m concerned that person is also the one selling it.

Take a zero off and it’d still be ND.

2018 called; it wants its edgy use of an ANH quote in a tiresome forever war over the objective suckitude of TLJ back.

What a weird way to live your life 

Ya get those gamma rays I sent ya?

Figment is old news, now the hot ones are the Disneyland ones for MSEP. The bucket and sipper are going for about $350 a piece.

The basics of lift and aerodynamics should be common sense.

Let me pull your bootlicking ass out of the greys for a tick...

I firmly believe that 99% of cops are good people trying to do good work.

It’s also made more dangerous by our (lack of) gun laws. In most Western countries police officers don’t walk into every interaction assuming that the other party might be armed with a firearm. 

Lifted bro trucks.