The front fell off?

First rule of option 2 is we never talk about option 2.

With a VW bus, it is always best to assume that “ran when parked” is meaningless, even if that refers to ten minutes ago outside a Piggly Wiggly while you got a sweat tea. Will it start again afterwards? Who knows.

GM is well represented here.

Pretty much ANY GM product, especially from the ‘80's, a trend actually reflected here in these slides..

These are stunning in-person. IMO most dentist “I bought my car to take my wife to dinner on the weekend” 911 customers really wanted an LC, they just didn’t know it.

The LC was my backup suggestion if I couldn’t find a classic GT-R

I think this is what 911s are specifically made for.

I tried to stop. The brakes didn’t work.

Please don’t encourage this kind of low-effort attempt at humor. It’s boring.

It gets worse. The only reason it wasn’t SEXY was because Ford stepped in and said, “Hey, our Econoline E-SERIES trademark would like a word, thanks.”

Lincoln Blackwood. A 2WD luxury “pickup” with a carpet lined bed and permanent bed cover, built for maybe 2 years.

So, in your world a silver Honda Civic is involved in a crime which now makes it probable cause for the police to stop every silver Honda Civic to check if it was the car from the crime. I don’t think you’ve thought your cunning plan all the way through...

“Nearly every model.”

I’D RATHER JUMP THROUGH HOOPS THAN USE YOUR FIAT CURRENCY, DAD!

A number of incidents involving crash hit-and-run leave the front plate behind. That’s a handy feature.

Because you are walking around with an unique face. So if you commit a crime they can recognize you by your mug. Which is actually even worse than license plates based on how many people are wrongly arrested or convicted based on other people “recognizing” them or picking them from lineups or even automatic face…

You think you have privacy on a public road? Without that iniquity identifier, the roads would be more chaotic. 

I mean I hate license plates and love the fourth amendment as much as anyone but I’m not sure your car has a right to privacy on public roads...I guess you’re saying that you have the right to not be identified as the owner of the car via the license plate but that’s not any more of a privacy violation than being…

Ah, so it is bought by douchebags.