Being from CA, the first thing I noticed is HOLY SHIT, IT’S STILL GOT THE ORIGINAL PLATES

Avatar: The Spanish Inquisition

You forgot the element of surprise

actual working sex organs

The only reason I know the name of the main character from the first movie is because of all of the articles pointing out that no one can remember the names of any of the characters from the first movie.

soon to be followed by The Way of Earth, The Way of Fire, The Way of Air and culminating in, you guessed it, The Last Airbender.

“With the new Avatar films, we’re pushing those limits even farther with 3D, with high dynamic range, with high frame rate, higher resolution, and a much greater reality in our visual effects.”

100% non-green bananas taste meh. I love the green ones.

I AM THE JALOPNIK

He’s been putting Jeeplopnik stickers around the office, I’m afraid this might be serious

This is 100% relevant. I got a Polestar 2 a few months ago and I’m super bummed on the key fob. It’s a huge, rectangular block of plastic with tiny plastic buttons on the sides. There’s no metal trim and it feels way too cheap for a key fob attached to a $60k car! The fob for my VW Alltrack was nicer.

It’s a valid concern, if you ignore that manufacturers have continued to improve engine performance in the face of emissions regulations for decades.

Yep, and then they’ll call you a communist for having the audacity to give a shit about people other yourself.

“I” have freedom.... US freedoms revolve around “I”, “Me”, “My”, “Mine”, and “Not Yours.”

And already the, “If it affects performance or engine note? No thank you.” comments are out in force.
ie I’d rather have my child, or my friend’s children grow up in a filthier country where our children suffer more from a variety of diseases and neurological deficits all so that my car can go Vroom Vroom louder and…

*FREEDUMB

Yeah, but in the US you have FREEDOM!!!!!*, or some other stupid reason for not protecting people.

Computer, enhance.

This is why piano black needs to be banned. The car was perfectly clean 5 days ago, and this is what it was like after 600 miles.

The execution sounds great, though the actual design itself seems pretty boring.