“Make Oatmeal Good Enough to Eat Every Day of Your Life”

I’m kinda digging these googly eyed planeswalkers in MTGA:

If Google & Microsoft couldn’t make it happen, don’t expect anyone else to try and come close to succeeding.

If you’re following a food influencer, that’s a red flag.

Wait...you are telling me this happened at a Nissan dealer? No way!🤣

No.

I disagree rather strongly.

In the past with cash, if a server had to make separate bills they also had to create change for each bill. That was a lot to keep organized. But with credit/debit cards, and with modern computer POS systems like most restaurants have, it’s easy. The server can touch the touch screen for all…

I’m willing to bet whomever reaps the profits from the Marco’s chain asked for this. Quite a bit.

It’s pretty simple; you can’t advertise something for sale at a price that you don’t intend to actually sell at that price or under terms not mentioned in the ad. A grocery store can’t advertise $1/gallon milk, but refuse to sell it to you at that price unless you also buy $10 worth of cottage cheese after you walk…

I volunteer for my professional society and used to get to travel to DC once or twice a year for an in person meeting. Expenses for that were covered (with a limit), including meals. If it was a two day meeting, a group of us would usually go out together. Since we needed to submit receipts to get reimbursed, it had…

William H. Macy could not be reached for comment.

There’s thousands of sites and platforms for porn already, twitch is a video game streaming platform that is primarily and hugely popular with underage people, not a great place for porn.

A million people just died of COVID in the US alone (6.1M worldwide) and half the population will tell you today “it’s just the flu”(which also kills up to 50,000 people a year in the USA).

The pandemic has shown very clearly that a large part of the population will do literally nothing at all to keep themselves or…

I am once again asking video game companies to not fake announce things that I actually want.

uh how many people died from Covid related complications in just 2 years? This can literally be resolved tomorrow, if 90% of the office workforce just stayed working from home. 100K people in almost 30 years is still sad, but no where near devastating levels.

I mean....that’s 0.033% of the US population in terms of deaths, spread out over the next 28 years?!?! That might as well be nothing when you take into account statistical error. You have to scale this stuff, 13.4 million lost work days is 478,571 lost days every year over the next 28 years. Working population of the…

Pre-pandemic, the only Dairy Queen outposts in my area that served food were in dying shopping malls. It appears that the pandemic closures killed them off. It’s good to know that I’m not missing much.

Honestly, in today’s market, this might be a raging NP for all I know. Every time I even look at a used car price, I’m like

Goddamn assholes day, that is what it is. Every asshole comes out of the woodwork with the phrase “whats the matter, can’t you take a joke” on their lips if you call them out on just being an asshole.

The older I’ve gotten the more I’ve come around to the idea that all ‘pranks’ are mean spirited and that nobody should do them.