Tell me you had a rough childhood without saying you had a rough childhood.

I am not sure “nothing ever” is the right way, but otherwise this sentiment is spot-on. I’m a grown person, ketchup is pretty basic for most applications.

Most restaurant-level dishes require making a bunch of things with a bunch of different techniques, but not a steak, it’s just rest it, blot it, season it, sear it, flip it, heat it, rest it, eat it. Most of that is just letting it sit, you’re only really doing anything for ten minutes. And that gets you…

Dennis is 100% correct. You should go to a restaurant for a technique you cannot replicate, and nothing at a steakhouse is remotely hard at all. Once you try it for yourself, you’ll realize it’s time to get other foods because delicious steak is too easy and affordable at home.

Way to go, trendsetter.

April Fools Day.

Likely all that’ll be left once they’ve cleared the rust are those wooden benches and the popcorn machine.

Damn you, infinite monkeys on your infinite typewriters! Get back to work on that Shakespeare!

There’s a reason we don’t see these butt-ugly POSes around anymore.

I’d say “burn it with fire” but the paint job already looks like they did.

They’re trying to get the “go into deep debt forever to buy a fashionable, trendy thing that’s also Earth-friendly!” younger buyers who don’t consider enough of their futures to not get 7-year loans on electric cars they can’t afford, which is likely why they’re using Tiktok types to sell it.

Just to be clear before I click dismiss, fuck you and the shitbag who starred that garbage. Be grateful Turkey didn’t invade your ancestors’ lands and take them as slaves, which I’ll add happened IN THE TWENTIETH CENTURY. 

(You wait a week then buy them fresh then)

I generally hate the drive thru and avoid it, but lately I’ve used it a few times and at McDonalds and Burger King, it’s been pretty good, fairly quick and pleasant, employees seem to have things in check. That said, aside from a few chains, I won’t be trying new drive-thru options at all.

Remember to eat these a week later, since that’s when Greek Orthodox Easter usually (but not always) falls.

I saw this trending the other day and watched the video, the reason people don’t think it’s a joke is his style of delivery, it’s got more smarm than snark, that modern clickbaity video type of presentation that is everywhere and makes the internet that much worse. If this had gone up a week prior, it’d make a lot…

At $9.5k, this could be a contender for The Ultimate Chumpmobile.

Counterpoint: the photoshopped look leaves the light pods feeling small and arbitrary now, while the remaining grille feels like it wants to remind one of the Stinger quite badly but can’t remember exactly what it looked like.

Pretty sure everyone who steals has that same motivation, buddy.

Moreover, these are the same types of wanks who were claiming recently that black people wouldn’t be murdered by the police if they just stopped resisting and followed orders. The right wing hypocrisy never whispers but screams, loudly and in everyone else’s faces.