I believe you’re mistaken about one of those, regular Nissin Cup Noodles here in America specifically warn you against using the microwave right on the instructions:

You can just say “bullshit” here, it’s ok.

Does HARD MTN DEW: Original DEW smell like hand sanitizer, or does hand sanitizer smell like HARD MTN DEW: Original DEW?

I’ve never had Jimmy John’s but my god is that a sad, flaccid-looking sandwich. Were it not for the length, I might have mistook it for a Subway attempt or something my supermarket might have slapped on styrofoam and wrapped in cling wrap. 

Please don’t put YT videos in a slideshow format anymore. You pause one video, go to the next and since it’s just layered under the second they both start playing. This doesn’t work for YT videos. I’m not a “death to slideshows!” guy like most of the commentariat, but this is a pretty big goof.

How much self-loathing must you carry inside to prescribe literal genital torture of others’ children as a so-called cure for a so-called disease? It’s the 19th century, not the dark ages, maybe physician should heal thyself first suggesting physical mutilation to curb sexual exploration and enjoyment. There are dark…

I love when you hear a fruit or vegetable slice in a film and it always sounds like lettuce.

I am shocked to hear running the blender with soap wasn’t the immediate answer that occurred to everyone. If your blender is the kind where the lid locks onto the base, be careful not to run it too long (over a minute, IIRC) or it’ll explode and send blade shrapnel out.

While my gal and I weren’t able to head up to Elysian Park and watch both nights of the show in person, we had a blast streaming it on Twitch, there was some wild stuff in that program. Congratulations to the promoters and all the entrants, and especially the winners of the este haim audience award.

That’ll buff right out.

The smallest car news is that stores have been getting in the A through D cases of 2022 Hot Wheels, cars that in normal years would have shown up starting in September. I picked up the Ford Mustang Mach-E 1400 and between the flares, the wing, and the paint job, this may be the ugliest new model non-fantasy car I’ve…

Glad to see you back, Rob!

Oy!

Sold in Orange County but rocking Massachusetts plates, always a great sign that the owner doesn’t give a shit and the buyer is going to find out the hard way that something else has been ignored.

I thought they announced this ages ago alongside their LIDAR system.

Do you really think they waste time with artificial flavors at pizza? I’m not saying they’re the best thing ever, but aside from extra stabilizers it’s the same stuff that goes into everyone’s pizza:

Funny, in restaurants (back in the before-times) I hear people turn down Pepsi on the regular, so it seems like their identity at the fountain is at least as bad.

See? Do you see? This is why Snowman needs the Bandit as his blocker.

So if you’re a really good driver, you get one of these?

And while you’re at Sotheby’s, tell them to get more goodies delivered to their Culver City location, they haven’t had anything good show up and hang out in a car carrier in the middle of the road since COVID started, at least not that I’ve noticed when I drive by.