Joule thief!

Kid in Yellowstone: I got flung in the air by a Bison

Sick flip tho

Stick to sports.

until the colonel removes the cheeto chicken sandwich, a restaurant will be destroyed every night. this i swear to you

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Safety aside, from an enjoyment perspective, I don’t know why you would bring a 2-year-old child to a baseball game, it can’t possibly be fun for anyone involved. And if you can afford the lower deck, you can afford a sitter.

I appreciate that nuance is always the enemy in this conversation but:

Now if someone could please explain what the rest of the car was for?

Somehow running a program that opens 100+ webpages on my computer seems WAY sketchier than targeted ads (which I will probably never see anyways because of blockers).

Bears repeating.

Alex “Doughboy” Van Pelt took “serviceable and cheap” and made an 11-year NFL career as a backup QB and an ongoing (currently 13-year) NFL career as a quarterbacks coach, and likely has way fewer physical/mental problems as a result of riding the bench or standing on the sideline for the vast majority of that. He’s…

That kick damn near rectum.

Not being allowed to kick a butthole explains Conor McGregor’s success against strikers.

Mr. Skin cuts out all the good bits and sells them on his own site, and the rest gets sold off to VidAngel as wholesome entertainment.  That’s using all parts of the buffalo right there.  

I think everyone lost in that situation

Hey Matt...nice to have you doing some fun stuff for Jalop again. With all the cooking you do maybe you can guest blog for the Takeout as well.