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A couple of years back I’m driving on the freeway to my parents house. Now, I lived there for 20+ years so I’ve driven that stretch of road plenty. It’s a 70mph zone there, but straight and traffic generally moves through at 80, especially in the fast lane. I have a lot of distance between my car and the car in front

I did this back in my youth on a game called “Dirt Track Racing” for the PC. It was the first online game I played and I could play other people. It also allowed me to change my username and no ability to block, so I could wreak havoc upon my fellow racers. It was one of my top 5 gaming moments for sure.

Drew, you keep your potatoes in the fridge?

I had a couple coworkers who used to live in Chicago and work overnights there. They swore by “Pepsi and Instant Coffee”, which sounds gross to me. But they’d put like 50/50 split of it so that it was the consistency of mud. It makes me gag just thinking about.

I guess the part about the Netflix shows that I appreciated most was the insight into regular people’s lives that superheroes would have. That there would be fear and prejudice, fanboys/girls, and even how news coverage would cover stories after all this started happening. It all felt very realistic, as well as seeing

I really enjoyed Jessica Jones, but I’m okay with it being over. They ended it well without too many loose threads.

That was awesome. The Cap stuff was fun and I enjoyed the reveal of “everyone”. I wish they had included Thor’s “I KNEW IT!!!”, but the smile was appreciated at least.

Excellent...

I really liked Lost Word as a kid. It had dino-capturing and turned Malcolm into an action star, everything that made for sweet toys to play with. It wasn’t until I was older I realized how different the two Malcolm’s were.

It’s been so long since 3, I don’t remember much other than they were on a boat at some point.

That is awesome.

First of all, for the love of god, you need to BUILD up to number 1. Don’t start the list at number 1 then expect people to keep reading. The only people that will read past that are internet psychos who disagree with your rankings.

You win

Ooh damn, that van got fuuuuucked up....

Don’t you mean “Take your damn Starz?”

Yet another example of why I’m going to hell: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I feel so bad for her but can’t help laughing so much...

Same. It felt like someone close to me. I must have checked his twitter 100 times in that first week hoping to hear something, anything. Drew remains the first and only person I’ve ever turned on notifications on in Twitter.

Drew, I’m very glad you’re well and you’re back. Not only for the selfish reasons of having something to read while trying to stay awake at work, but I’m glad your family and friends get their second chance with you. I appreciate you taking the time to write this out, it’s entertaining and puts things in perspective

That’s giving me some legit anxiety...

Thanks for the story, this is a really great idea. I hope you do a follow-up with these devices once they get further into testing.

P.S. My earnest response just slightly won out over my joking reply about millennial’s first concern after a disaster being Wi-Fi...

My first car was a 1994 Pontiac Grand Prix. Lots of 16 year old fun in that car. But it was only 16 year old fun because I had it a year before the head gasket blew...