Mine’s a quick story. I had gotten my permit the day or two previously. My dad was going to drive the half mile to the closest gas station to get gas for my mom’s car and offered me the chance to drive it. I get into the car and he starts going over the basics. I back out of the driveway and start down the road, slow…

I’ve wanted one of these for a long time. But they’ve held their value like crazy. Anything lower mileage is spendy and anything affordable has SO many miles. Shame they stopped making it. I love a good quirky vehicle. The interior is just fun.

My personal pet peeve is cars that don’t let you override the auto-headlights. My current car is like that and I can’t turn it off. I went to a lighted Christmas display that you drive through and I was the asshole with my headlights shining into the car in front of me. I had several workers asking me to turn them off.

Same. Never played, but these articles are fascinating. Sounds like the perfect game.

The ultimate long con: Gruden’s Raiders are just in a long-term strategy to pick up Lawrence.

I think I'm part of the problem. This was the first one of these I've ever read. The worst part is I found it really interesting... 

Also relevant:

SHHHHHHHHHH! If you guys keep pointing out the stupid things Gruden is doing, someone might actually stop him from doing it!

Ooh, I just remembered my pet peeve. I hate it when they show people in movies getting out of cars for something and they leave the doors open. I get it, you’re surprised that person just got attacked/run over/fled, but NO ONE leaves their door open like that. Even out of reflex I close my doors when I get out of the…

Get well soon dude. We need your Funbag, Jamboroo, WYTS, and the A+ twittering to get us through these dark times.

I’m glad someone else caught that. That was an A+ comparison lol

Is it strange that when your wrote GIF and GIF, I read it in my head as two different pronunciations?

This is great. You certainly lead an interesting life haha

True story. I picked him up on waivers, played him for a week, then dumped him because some poor fool dropped Le'veon Bell from their roster. Talk about trading up. 

I remember someone telling me I made a bad fantasy pick 3 or 4 years ago when I drafted Gore. “He probably won’t last the season” “He’s all washed up” Not only did he last that season (and score me some points), but I even picked him up this year on waivers on the chance he keeps it up.

Also, another nickname of his is “White Rhino” and it’s my favorite.

Single car accident, but this was the only one I’ve had thankfully.

I won’t use those auto-generated replies on principle ... until I cave and start doing it a couple months from now.

“If it’s worth doing, it’s worth overdoing” - one of my mottos

All those in favor say, “Aye”