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I had a similar handicap stall experience. I was at a shitty bar and the regular stalls were tiny. So when I came in, I went right for the handicap one even though they were all empty. While I’m doing my business, I hear the door open and from under the stall I see WHEELS. I felt like an asshole and finish up as quick

I have a few that I think would qualify. Honestly, I’m lucky I haven’t had any more serious given the amount of dumb I accomplished as a child.

That gave me a mental image I’m not quite sure I’ll ever be rid of...

I like Megan’s because her response implies there is an acceptable amount of blood for a soup to not throw it out.

I’m liking the looks of this new season. The fight scenes look great and I think the Colleen/Misty increased supporting roles will really make good TV.

I went to Cleveland last year and I agree. Nice people, seemed like a pretty nice city. My girlfriend and I walked downtown a bit and had fun. It’s actually very pretty on the lake.

It really tied the room together man

I liked it better as Blazer lol

I’m a Vikings fan, my QB’s health is always something I’m worried about lol

I really liked Case too. He wrote a really good article (link below) and just seems like a really good guy. I like the idea of a journeyman quarterback, hired to come in and salvage a season, not a superstar, just there to do a job.

With each WYTS article, I come to the realization that I’m not even half as funny at writing than most of these commenters. My favorite series every year.

LOL, I’m not sure why, but “a case of the stares” just got me laughing out loud at work just now

Still a pretty cool sleeper

Tell me you have the “panel van” HHR SS... Ultimate sleeper

As long as the rest of the funeral cheers “PLOOOOOOOOOOOOOUFE” when he walks up

Being from Minnesota, I would add Lost and Found by Atmosphere as a great driving song.

I was looking to make sure Radar Love was posted here. Best driving song period.

This is exactly the kind of material I come to Jalopnik for: unique, special interest stories on the automotive world. I had no idea UPS was so brand-conscious. I had missed the Domino’s DXP article as well. Maybe you guys could follow up with that story.

So for all intents and porpoises, they’re running in cliques?

Funny enough, something similar just happened to me over the weekend. I live in Minnesota and was at the Mall of America with my girlfriend (I’m not entirely unconvinced this was my payback for going to MOA). At 9pm on Saturday night, we leave the mall to find my tire’s flat. I go to change it and put on my doughnut,