Well now maybe he can move on in peace with his life . . . sentence.

Did you actually just say that you think Lexus build quality is below Audi and BMW?

Based on what everyone else drives, she must be the highest paid person at Jalopnik if she can buy a 20k car.

This was a really special team. They were sitting at 11 and goddamn 30 with no hope of a turnaround and every excuse to quit, in a league that has gotten to the point where tanking on one end and resting players on the other is encouraged. The NBA landscape is ripe for teams to give up individual games and entire…

Everytime I see the name Alex Mack

One can make a plausible argument that 2008's “no pick” is one of the top 5 on this list.

Yo, Joe Thomas is a first ballot HOFer. You can dog on the Browns all you want, but the man has suffered enough already by being on this god forsaken team for his whole career, at least give him his props.

It’s the Browns. This is like Schrödinger’s Draft Pick. Whoever they choose has a 50% chance of being a dead cat.

The most surprising thing about this list is that six of them were good picks. I would never have guessed the number was that high.

Counterpoint:

Please tell me the new gear is all metal....

This video never gets old. Never.

He certainly persevered through a varsity to be there

The Celtics homer in me wants to believe that getting the one seed will give the team a boost of confidence that will lead them to a solid playoff run and make them a tough out of Toronto or hell, maybe even Cleveland. I am not enough of a homer to suggest this team is ready to challange Cleveland for the East but…

Hopefully his face gets better. :/

Great troll job by the Chicago Tribune here:

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

Its a Hyundai... so they will discount these too, very very soon... especially with a manual. You can get Veloster Turbos for $4K+ off of MSRP, sometimes more...

I am more excited for the 2018 Elantra GT Sport. Because, hatchback.

A base manual Civic LX hatch pulls the same stunt in 6.5 seconds.