Well now maybe he can move on in peace with his life . . . sentence.

Did you actually just say that you think Lexus build quality is below Audi and BMW?

Based on what everyone else drives, she must be the highest paid person at Jalopnik if she can buy a 20k car.

This was a really special team. They were sitting at 11 and goddamn 30 with no hope of a turnaround and every excuse to quit, in a league that has gotten to the point where tanking on one end and resting players on the other is encouraged. The NBA landscape is ripe for teams to give up individual games and entire…

Everytime I see the name Alex Mack

One can make a plausible argument that 2008's “no pick” is one of the top 5 on this list.

Yo, Joe Thomas is a first ballot HOFer. You can dog on the Browns all you want, but the man has suffered enough already by being on this god forsaken team for his whole career, at least give him his props.

It’s the Browns. This is like Schrödinger’s Draft Pick. Whoever they choose has a 50% chance of being a dead cat.

The most surprising thing about this list is that six of them were good picks. I would never have guessed the number was that high.

Counterpoint:

I’m sorry, but he’s clearly a terrible choice. He clearly has human-sized feet, a normal number of teeth, and a spine that doesn’t twist like a cat’s. How can he possibly play Cable?

Please tell me the new gear is all metal....

This video never gets old. Never.

He certainly persevered through a varsity to be there

Because I love Excel, and there’s no substitution for it. Therefore, I have to get the suite.

I’ve done way more word processing then I care to admit. I have never found a word processor that does anything nearly as well as Word. If you need to have complete control over the formatting of your document to submit your thesis (hundreds of footnotes, hundreds of pages, tables of contents and citations that change…

Wow, do I have news for you. Literally everyone uses software they hate for work that is insecure and generally shitty. Word is arguably one of the least infuriating that I run into. Sure, technically Google Docs is an alternative, but receiving phishing emails designed to look like links to Google Docs is just as…

Because my documents do look better in Word than in Google Docs. And, oh, I’m a lawyer so I don’t want my documents from my clients and for my clients on the cloud.

Because it’s the only approved word processing software at my employer.

Hopefully his face gets better. :/