Ouch. Again.

His only accomplishment so far has been not trading up for Mitch Trubisky.

I wonder if they looked at what happened last year w/ the Eagles/Vikings/Wentz/Bradford situation and thought, “hey, maybe a QB will die in practice and a desperate team will trade us a 1st for Glennon!”.

we call this the acceptance phase

Folks, this is what happens when you demand Deadspin stick to sports.

ESPN isn’t the only sports company changing the way they do business. Deadspin thought it would be a good idea to pack the site with professional video game highlights to “expand their reach” and “draw in younger, tech-savvy audiences”. Buzzwords galore in that meeting for sure, I imagine!

1) buy stupidly expensive cat toy

she proved that pregnancy couldn’t stop her from winning her 23rd Grand Slam! I don’t even know what a grand slam is but am certain it’s an incredible feat.

Ya, because Deadspin has never ripped Peyton Manning for anything. Right.

You know, I’m starting to think this Tom Brady fellow might not be 100% on the level.

The WRX screams, “I’m a Javascript developer who was told this is a cool car to buy because it has all the cool stuff that makes a cool car cool: AWD, Turbo, Six Speed, Spoiler, Disc Brakes, and comes in electric blue.”

I could never own it with those huge fake front and rear bumper vents. It’s like Honda calculated they could save $2.3 million if we don’t have to paint a surface and give simulated grill instead.

Never apologize, never explain.

Oh man, I got such a kick out of House memes and gifs, back in that show’s heyday. It was such a gloriously stupid show.

Perhaps it’s 3-1 lead poisoning.

Also this..

You must not be around many 11-year-olds these days. If a kid has a full Curry uniform, he’s wearing it with pride and the other kids do not mock in the least. I live with two 10-year-olds, one 15-year-old and an 18-year-old and the kids in our neighborhood between my youngest two and my “middle” one routinely dress…

Shut up Drake.