I am exactly zero-point-zero disappointed

HELLO THERE FELLOW YOUTH HOW ABOUT THAT MUSICAL PERFORMANCE ARTIST WE ARE ALL ENJOYING LATELY? ISN’T SLANG THE BEST? SPORTS LIKE GOLF ARE FOR THE ELDERLY WHO NEED TO BE PUT INTO INFIRNMENT CAMPS AT BEST OR ROUNDED UP VIA BULLDOZER AND DRIVEN TO EITHER ONE OF THE COASTS (DEPENDING ON LOCATION) AND THEN PUSHED INTO THE…

I didn’t know anything about it until I was on my way to Yellowstone, but Craters of the Moon National Monument was really, really unique.

The true answer on least traveled to state is... bum bum bum... a tie between Delaware and Rhode Island. At least based on estimated economic impact, both of those states have a tourism economic impact of 2 billion dollars in comparison to North Dakota’s 3.1 billion dollars. When you think about it, it makes sense.…

-No one goes to North Dakota, but NO ONE visits Alaska.

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.

Yea, fuck Oakland for not paying $750,000,000 for an unnecessary stadium while ignoring all of the public works that need to be funded!

Luckily you won’t need to.

As a law professor, supporter of publicly-funded legal aid, and long-time ill-fitting khakis advocate, I assure you that in our cabal, public legal aid and khakis go together like... well, like khakis and absolutely any top you could imagine. Blazer, dress shirt, polo shirt, t-shirt...

I don’t think the Navy would like you suggesting they’re a pawn of the Acronym Research and Marketing Yuppies...

Do we still need lessons on the safety of pipelines? Every other COMPLETELY LEGAL way of transporting oil is more dangerous and expensive and has greater consequences for the environment. Now oil and it’s by-products are needed for just about everything you use on a daily basis, from clothes, cars, phones, plastics…

35 people to maintain a 1/4 mile of pipe? Sounds like union work to me.

Blah, blah, blah. I like how you quote the Sierra Club president, as if he’s an impartial source of information and a scientific expert. You gave an extremely biased source two whole paragraphs of bullshit PR speak, while mentioning in passing that multiple *scientific* sources stated that the pipeline will have no…

It’s like they say, when life gives you lemons, look the fuck out for Patrick Redford.

Born and raised Californian. Your citrus is my citrus, within reason. And if you have an avocado tree, I’m moving into your home and displacing your children.

Because it’s going to be militarized.

Militarized Tunnels, AKA the most passive aggressive thing of all time.

The Norwegian government has allocated $272 million for the project and around 80 people will work on over a three- or four-year period.

When I started working (many years ago) my department formed a fantasy baseball league, which was led by one of the top bosses.