“Melania knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That’s what I was talking about. I don’t have a girlfriend,” he said.

I’ve been through the worst.

One sentence later: “It’s more pure in purpose than the hot hatches and more pragmatic than the convertibles, though it is small.” Which is true. At the end of the day, this is RWD and those are not.

Jonah has not liked or RT Simmons comment. I’m sure he would have if it was a joke since he has “liked” over 66,000 things on twitter.

Holy shit. I can’t wait to see Simmons ROAST Jonah on his hit TV show.

Is this beef overrated, underrated, or properly marinated?

Skittles, regular M&Ms, and Reese’s Pieces mixed in a bowl together. For Chaos.

Watching this video gives me the exact same feeling as watching my four-year-old do anything that requires basic fine motor skills.

- Bill Belichick, on New York Jets defensive schemes

#NotAllPhotoOps

Proofreader Man to the rescue! (sorry, it’s late and I’m procrastinating at work)

D.B. Pooper

This is the boss chicken Link fights in The Legend of Zelda when Link attacks too many chickens.

Throw in what he actually looks like and you couldn’t be more correct. The discrepancy between those 3 characteristics is awesome and hilarious.

For a question that I had previously never remotely considered, this has me solidly vexed. Maybe warm? But then it would it smell worse? Idk, tepid? Do I get to control the climate I’m in?

Like there are faces made for radio,there are voices made for print.

I like a long throw, personally. Ever driven an old 911? Shifting gears is like mopping the floor.

Every 16 year old knows that automotive engineers are morons and only listen to the lawyers and focus groups and all you really need to do is cut the springs and put a ziptie on the wastegate line.

Poorly modified cars suck. Correctly modified cars can be SO much better than stock. The issue is that to properly modify a car you have to spend quite a bit more money than to do it the crappy way.