I know this is a joke, but in fairness, these are not terrible skills to learn.

Well it’s about exploration instead of a big overwhelming and terrorizing threat you’re racing against. It opens up almost identical to 1 with a quick first mission and then a long slow burn before letting you loose to do whatever. 2&3 sort of kick you in the ass. While 1 and Andromeda usher you towards a general…

I thought Dragon Age: Inquisition was great. Dunno why people have soured on it over time. Obviously it had some issues (epitomized by the Hinterlands) but I really enjoyed the combat, story, and characters. (Iron Bull!)

This is reassuring. 1 is my favorite of the series (closely followed by 3, FITE ME IRL), but I’m deliberately avoiding spoilers until I get the game myself. Fingers crossed I’m not disappointed :/

omg can you imagine if there’s another cold war and they blame a Jalopnik sub-blog for it

While I see your point, I’d like to hear what everyone has to say before I decide whether to agree with you.

“Cheap to buy”

She got had. She totally got had. I love her but she knew that Trump leaks shit about himself all the time; she’s done stories on it! I don’t know how she didn’t realize that he leaked these returns from the one year he made any money or paid any taxes and released this knowing the press would go crazy and blow it out…

youre joking right?

And building a much bigger, much better fence, a huge fence like you’ve never seen before.

Oh, they exist, they’re just not referred to as ‘leaks’. It’s more like “Hey there...can I email you something?” 

Recently-divorced Hillary Duff is weathering the storm of co-parenting pretty well, I gotta say. [Us Weekly]

Well, there was that Hulk Hogan thing...

So, you use wired connections except where you use wireless ones. Bold strategy.

So, you use wired connections except where you use wireless ones. Bold strategy.

I’m rooting for Northwestern because I had a Northwestern Starter jacket when I was a kid and it was awesome. Also had a Charlotte Hornets one. God, Starter jackets were seriously the greatest.

Wow Ballaban, your Spanish is coming along nicely.

*wealthy people who can afford to spend $30,000 on a toy will never know the struggle of sweating or freezing when driving top down. And, likewise, the buffeting and wind noise of driving a convertible with the top up.

Leicester City man. That’s where the money is.

Cycling time trial in the mountains is my number one choice:

1) Picnic in the mountains
2) Everyone has beer, wine, and booze.
3) Bonus points for being in a part of the world where meats, cheeses, and breads are plentiful and cheap
4) Make friends with people speaking all sorts of languages (where the common tongue is…