Could be. I’ve had 8 dogs, two of them were terrible, terrible nipper and then biters as puppies into adolescence (6 months to 18 months). They could not separate excitement and play from biting, and it got to the point where they broke skin. Nothing we did worked other than making it really, really uncomfortable for…

My kid got bit last year, 26 stitches. He listened to dad and saved his own life.

No.

When I saw the tied up woman I assumed it was Baylor.

That’s a lot of effort to tell everyone you’re going to go 8-5 and then lose in the Del Boca Vista Phase II Bowl

* wasn’t Minnesota drunk

I respectfully disagree. My daughter and I get given tickets to games multiple times a year by people who don’t want to go, we eat snacks, we have a chance of winning 75% of the games we go to, we win slightly less than half of them, it’s a pretty good childhood. Also, I enjoy getting too excited about…

Correction: everybody behind has to slow down because of whomever it is behind this guy that overreacts and brakes when they don’t need to. A gap is a gap, and people who use all of the available road - as in a proper zipper merge - help the greater good by maintaining the flow and keeping these backups short.

The guy…

Good. Seriously fuck this guy and everybody like him. They actually slow traffic down because everybody needs to brake to let them in.

It needs more passive-aggressive comments, but I guess you’re okay with not having an example of what makes us superior to other states. That’s good for you; not everyone is so content with so little.

Well, on a national level, over 4,000,000 people voted for Trump in California. That’s more than Clinton’s totals in every state except Florida and New York.

Pictured: California 5 years into the water crisis that would ensue if these dumb fucks actually got their way:

He does. Just not a modern one

Don’t even talk to me until I’ve rubbed on some stuff.

This is how I feel in the morning. Muscles kinda stiff, trouble climbing up mounds of dirt....

This site is full of progressive racists.

I just like to imagine the wife in that situation. She is sitting there, proudly watching her husband drop some A+ knowledge on the motherfuckin’ BBC when the kids she should be watching fucking swagger-roll on into the room and make themselves at home. The broadcast delay would explain the time between when they…

You know she’s ridin’ dirty (diapers).

Let’s not throw stones. Who among us hasn’t overcooked it in that exact tunnel multiple times?

i feel like you just made that up