Tell me about your wife. I know you have one, she gets a passing mention sometimes, but I’d like to know more. What do you admire about her, what have you learned from her. You seem like a caring husband and a good dad (so far) and somehow (??!?) I trust from your tone in the FunBag posts that you could write that…

This is the joke though.

Tebow, by contrast, looks exactly like someone who learned how to hit by looking really intensely at a pile of baseball cards and working backwards from there.

Look, this is why we had drive-ins for fucks sake. You got there a little early and the kids came wearing their pajamas. You lined up at the concession building and let your kids run wild on the playground next to the parking lot. Then when the previews started you rounded up your spawn and put them in your station…

This is a weak-ass hot taek.

Whatever. You think you can caramelize onions in 5 minutes.

+1 I Formation

The idea of Peterson in New England is very intriguing. Let’s see if he can come down off his high camel.

I heard Mike Zimmer wanted to convert him to fullback, but he was completely against the switch.

If that’s the case, can I interest you in this compilation?

Are we starting the team to win one championship, this year, or are we starting the team to try and have a highly successful extended run? Because for the former, yes, LeBron. For the latter, you’d be hard-pressed to do better than “guy who is already a legit MVP candidate at 25 and also has one of the most desirable…

Russell Westbrook may very well put up a season triple-double to win league MVP but he didn’t save jazz like Ryan Gosling.

For the record, however, if I was building a team from scratch right now, I’d take Kawhi over either of them.

It’s easy to get caught up in the triple doubles, but Russ has more this year than Jordan had in his career. In fact, he has more triple doubles this year than all but 10 players ever had in their careers. LeBron has 49 over 13 1/2 seasons. Westbrook has had 30 since Halloween. From 1990 to 2011, the NBA averaged 34.5…

Psh, best ending is witcher Ciri, screw the empire.

I think you meant to say Witcheress Ciri.

“I’ve found myself wondering if it will affect my DLC future with Yen” 

Is it just me, or was Nene fouled like 200 times on that putback attempt?

That smile is amazing.

Because I can: