This being the UK, where guns are harder to come by, we actually hacked our dick off with a sharpened toothbrush.

+1 Sandstorm

It’s comforting knowing that Bill Simmons is crying somewhere.

Yup, I somehow read this as Adrian Peterson. Fucking hangover. Worse, I like Foster a lot and was sorry to see him retire after all those injuries. Anyway, a knee injury joke was probably the direction I’d have gone in had I read this correctly.

Are you thinking of Adrian Peterson? Different guy.

I always required a double dose.

what? no.

This Kotaku campaign against HUDs has got to be stopped.

Of course they aren’t invincible. It’s annoying reading so many articles that seem to disregard the fact they are not the defending champions.

Even earthquakes avoid North Dakota.

so you’re saying he’s leaving the Mets organization?

This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back.

Guillorme snagged the bat with one hand and calmly returned it to the field, all without moving. He belongs in the Hall of Fame.

I’ll see the Impreza and literally raise you a Crosstrek.

They want him gone. He won’t be around next season. The only question is how much Snyder will owe him when he goes.

Remember when gas/oil prices went up really high and flight prices skyrocketed because of it? And they crammed more seats on planes and charged us heavy fees for bags? Then fuel/oil prices dropped drastically and the flight prices never went down and fees never went away? Fuck everything about the airlines.

thanks for the article. The more I learn, the more I understand that there are simply some things in life that I may never be capable of understanding.