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Burnernating the Countryside
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No way. Those Sixers teams that Iverson dragged into the playoffs year after year—including to the Finals, where he singlehandedly scraped a road game off one of the most dominant teams the NBA has ever had!—were absolute trash, beyond AI himself. Absolute trash.

So you’re saying they just have a deferens of opinion?

Finally, an explanation of why you’re no longer president of the local youth football association!

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

You’re making the wrong connection about, “good guy to drink a beer with,” because it’s about character, not smarts. A smart guy who’s not a dick about it and can chat about different stuff would be great to have a beer with. A chummy dummy will not be interesting to talk to, but if that means drinking more beer and

“The year before that they was wearing trash bags”

Is there a German word for expecting terrible things, them turning out worse, and you feel validated and depressed?

It seems all but guaranteed that he will go on to become the first player since Oscar Robertson in 1961-62 to average a triple-double for a whole season.

Still tough to be his teammate if you’re more than just a role player, though.

It’s a joke, Hal. And open the pod bay doors already.

And yet Porzingis plays for the Knicks...

Straight up forgot Ben Simmons is on this team.

Fine, you are obsessed with people that are obsessed by Brady.

Electrolytes: it’s what fancy dogs crave.

Christie Brinkley? I think you’re confusing her with Gayle Gergich

I read this like a Jose Bautista nightmare

Hawks fuck shit up. About 10yrs ago I heard Blue Jays making a racket outside a groundfloor window. One was in a tree and another on the ground/in a bush. They were screaming at each other. Then, the one on the ground goes to lift off and gets about 8-10ft in the air before a red tailed hawk slams into him, driving

For many guards, leverage is working seriously against you. Lifting three pounds is easy; holding three pounds with you arm fully extended horizontally for a substantial period of time is a challenge for most anyone.

That being said, longsword is actually much less physically demanding than many one handed swords,