No No NO, I recommend the weirdest most insane cars possible. People look at me like I am crazy but oh well. it goes like this.

I feel this is especially true with Computers as well.

I went looking specifically for a Targa and I found a Targa.

Your commenting on deadspin and your telling people to go check the tape... That tape better have an accidental dong or Ditka farting, cause that’s the only tape we check.

He now officially has a better prognosis than the Lakers.

Dear Stance, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend’s pregnant now, how far along is she?

When watching football, nothing disappoints me more than a fumble bouncing harmlessly out of bounds. The consequences for letting go of the rock should be STARK and DIRE.

It’s time to fix the fumble rule too. If I lose control of the ball while playing soccer and it goes out of bounds, I lose possession. If I lose control of the ball while playing basketball and it goes out of bounds, I lose possession.

Gear VR for $100? Jesus wept!

Gear VR for $100? Jesus wept!

Child’s play. This is how it’s done.

Art Vandalayism

Yoenis Cespedes and Jose Bautista would make a great President and Vice-President. Could they govern effectively? HELL NO! Would they be any worse than whichever one of these hamburgers actually gets elected? MAYBE! And, besides, when shit goes sideways, they could just have a home run derby. If we learned anything…

Vibram/minimalist until the day I die.

Vibram/minimalist until the day I die.

I also liked the part when the Cardinals lost.

He’d have to be Hall of Fame bound if the Cubs win the whole thing, right?

I’m getting drunk and... there are baseball games on tonight?

Some jerk with a camera is going to make it his mission to photograph every panel of that memorial and make a searchable website with all the names. Guaranteed. Once that information is publicly available, it will be on the internet shortly. People will write blogs about it. “The 10 Most Interesting Names on Slab 47.”

I would take the website/memorial wall. For all the “you fapped to me/my wife/my sister” awkwardness, I would say “just read the rest of the list,” and they would realize that I’ve fapped to pretty much everyone. At some point, it would be an insult to not be included.

The camera panning to Jim Webb who is struck like a deer in headlights and slowly urinates himself.