I can’t really blame him, as I also got tired of coming in Stockings after my teenage years.

why is there a ferrari badge on this c7?

I think I got one of the better endings. The Barron found his wife but after I freed her from the crones she became catatonic, sp the Baron took her to find help abandoning the area. His daughter even seemed to feel a little better, I thought I did good. I even got peace for the child.

“Carrot top tea” is actually pretty tasty

So the 21-year old with a 5-year old was being irresponsible? Get out of town.

AWD with a drift button.

I just went through the post where we asked you to take bets on who was leaving. Of the ~50 or so people to make guesses, not a single person got two or more names right. In fact, only six people even got one name right.

With that accuracy rate, we know it’s not Jay Cutler throwing to that bear.

Are there really people that prefer the sequels over Identity? That seems insane.

Oh man, I LOVE the PNW. So gorgeous. Also I love running in the rain, because it makes me feel like the star of a “getting into shape for The Big Fight” movie montage.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Look, I enjoy the Furious series as much as the next fella, and you could argue which series is more entertaining but the quality of the Bourne series is so far ahead of Furious it’s laughable. The Mission Impossible series is catching up to Bourne though...

...it’s impossible to just rewatch a scene or two when it comes on cable.

Fast and Furious is responsible for creating a generation of custom car having douchenozzles. Therefore, Bourne wins.

Yeah, my husband makes way more than me (he chose smart and went into anesthesiology) and its the only way we afford to live here. Still, we both would make a lot more if we got out of here (supply and demand - NYC metro area has an over-supply of doctors).

Exactly, usually zero percent is accompanied by lower cash-back incentives, so you are paying ‘interest’ in the form of a higher purchase price.

This one time I overate for, like, 15 years and gained 50 pounds and now I’m fat.

Near where I used to live is a place called Pizza Party that has a “Belly Buster Challenge” which involves eating a pizza that’s 20” across. It’s a pretty legit challenge (reigning champion at the time was Joey Chestnut).
One evening my mother-in-law is visiting from out of town and her and my wife have a girl’s night…

A friend of mine once went to Costco and came back with a 5 pound can of honey roasted peanuts. I asked if I could have some; they’re my favorite munchie when I’m stoned. I warned him I often would eat them as long as they were in front of me with no attention being paid to quantity. He said there were plenty to go…

Never eat an entire jar of cashews.