I can’t say that sounds good, but ice cream can pair nicely with savory. Goes great with French fries and chips.

You....don't wash them after every use? Wait is this common?

Wait...I’ve not heard of this. Tell me more.

Aren’t the Heat a little old to make plans for the 2017-18 season?

They are both great at their chosen professions: attention whores.

It would be a very impressive class! To think that the worst guy in that lineup is Paul Pierce speaks to how good it could be.

This is so stupid. You act like having luck isn't hard work. The money to pay for that shaman's incantation didn't appear out of thin air!

I use this strategy, and it’s been effective in my life. I have a predilection towards fine Swiss watches, and have wanted to buy a Rolex or Omega for about 4 years. I decided I won’t get one until we have the mortgage paid off. It's actually caused me to direct bonuses, tax returns and other money directly into the…

Dennis Byrd

I mean, you can’t make any sport safe, and seemingly safe sports like soccer have a surprisingly high occurrence of concussions and other scary injuries, but the inherent violence of football engenders such a feeling of inevitability to serious injury. I have a 2 year old son, and another on the way in a few weeks,…

On the contrary, “If your enemy is hungry, feed him; if he is thirsty, give him a drink. For in so doing, you will heap burning coals on his head." Romans 12:20

Most people I know don't. Funny how that is.

Can we just take an aside here and recognize how crazy "Dr. N-word" is in this hypothetical example? It's an honorific combined with a derogatory, debasing term. Build you up, put you down. It might be even worse than just the N-word by itself.

We are all Mike Breen.

For some people, it's about the journey. For others, the destination.

Barry, one of your articles that I enjoyed the most was when Deadspin took over Jez recently and you showed your daily beauty regimen (accompanied by a perfect picture of a dumpster fire). You may as well take that idea, combine it with this one and create a subsite where you track and overview your jerk-stats. Call…

Plus it's someone you literally pay to ignore your workout farts.

You sound like a kid-person who masqueraded as a pet-person before getting the real deal. I'd say most, not all, but most adults with pets kick that bastard(s) to the curb of their hearts the moment they have a child.

Mayo, whipped cream and whole fat homogenized milk. These are all common suspensions applied to Colon.

There's so much comfort in realizing your insignificance.