Or find $85 to get the TSA pre-check done. It’ll change your life people.

Toxic is a pretty aggressive term, but I guess an average BAC of .04 or higher would kill most people...

And almost invariably, reduce their activist ideals to a single, easy-to-soundbite agenda item, and succeed or fail to enact it. By they time action on the next item rolls around, they're either out of office, or have been eaten up by the machine and spend more time campaigning for reelection than working to upset the…

I cannot wait for the reboot of The Wire 8 years from now. Really looking forward to how all of this is handled.

Thank you for the response!

Wasn’t sure how you could make that thing less appetizing, but here you come with "Trailer Park Lasagna" and I throw up in my mouth even more. Nice!

Now that you’re here, would you tell us how you felt when Deadspin was running their “I would eat this” “I would not eat this” series about your football dip? Were you offended? Do you hate Albert as much as the rest of us do?

How are these when you have tiny humans who are obsessed with getting into and/or pushing the garbage around like a walker? Do they hold up to abuse? Are they difficult for toddlers to open?

How are these when you have tiny humans who are obsessed with getting into and/or pushing the garbage around like a…

It’s good those days are mostly over, and not just for player safety. No one is watching this game to see either quarterback not play.

"Actually, Global Warming is good for the Earth! You're just wrong to be excited about it."

Super Bowl "Steve Young and Jerry Rice curb stomp the Chargers" was pretty great for an 8 year old front-running 9'ers fan.

a second nut all in her eyes

Greg sounds like the kid on the playground rationalizing that his dad could beat up everyone else's dad because 'he's like super strong'.

Being a quarterback back then, all positions considered, was a stable gig. With the rules now though, it's much Stabler.

Garbeej: Oscar the Grouch's preferred form of fellatio.

It was sarcasm.

Money is like that pretty girl you had a crush on who you knew was out of your league. You dream of her when you don’t have her. You think about what it would be like to be with her, and what you could do together.

This is; a good point.

You may not need to wait until next season to start your bowing.

No vision, no point of view, no originality, no technique.