No see, it’s because he HAS dunked, but he just CAN’T dunk.

I have no idea what to do with this. I read it. I feel it's bad, but I can't really put it into words. Congrats on getting my click. I'll be more careful to give you them in the future.

They're both pretty bad.

No, because typing in caps doesn't put others in greater danger.

I grew up in the Upper Midwest and am mostly of Norwegian heritage, and can confirm some messed up Thanksgiving/Christmas pairings. But lefse is amazing, especially when coated with a thick layer of butter and liberally sprinkled with sugar/cinnamon-sugar

But I should say how much I like that Don Lemon fellow, right?

Holy shit...you still comment?

You can change that green dot to red, or even better, yellow.

Matt Stafford is Asian, it seems.

This is the most Russian thing I've read in some time.

I don't remember anyone other than Malin Ackerman being in that scene?

Would have been better if you knocked her up, but still a funny story.

This is the bleakest thing I've seen in a long time.

That's cool and all, but did he fix your air conditioner?

I don’t follow music at all for the most part, and I didn’t really know who Bruno Mars was before the show. Whether someone likes the music or not, I came away thinking two things:

Bruno Mars was pretty great. Until TRHCP showed up. For reasons.

Some funny shit starts happening in your brain when you're falling asleep like that. You start to convince yourself no one will notice, or selling yourself on the idea that if you keep one eye open, you'll get to half sleep and half pay attention.

Man, the lame, behind the times advertising for that car writes itself too.

Be still my heart!