Wrong wheel drive.

I always wondered why, when seeing these on the road, they didn’t have a hatchback option? I think they’re handsome-ish cars, and thought a nice hatch would round out the form (and make me more interested).

I don't believe the story, but even in this make-believe scenario, this buddy washed his gravy groove out before the sex, yes?

Wow...a burrito really is a Mexican sandwich now that I think about it.

There's no way it was full on brushing either. It had to be 'put diaper cream on brush, brought to teeth, instantly tasted mistake, remedied situation'. If someone actually went through the whole process with baby-ass cream, they should be fired from Deadspin and ostracized from society.

Zing! Nailed him!

The spirit of that section of the column is bad writing, period. Not necessarily haughty, but that guy was going all out to ape latter-day Riley. And that is textbook awful writing.

Nah, you’re still the worst.

Not sure who this Dinaggio fellow is, but I like his endorsement tastes.

I've always wondered how that shithole in the desert, Las Vegas, doesn't have any professional teams. It'd become every bettors home club! They could put gambling pits in the bowels of the stadium!

Perspective, it seems.

I’m more worried about Rainier and earthquakes. Every piece of ice on Earth could melt and there'd still be plenty of land for Seattle and the surrounding region, thanks to the Cascades. Though, it's that same benefit that will likely bring destruction.

Fair enough, though not exactly a resounding response considering you've never lived in the 'burbs. They're basically the nice things of small areas with quicker access to the amenities of the big city. Some suck. Some are great.

I absolutely thought you were on the shitter for a second on that video.

Oh absolutely. It’s not worse than most places. I’m in the Seattle region now, so the weather is better and perfect for my sensibilities, but I’ll probably die in a volcano explosion/earthquake.

Didn’t pay much attention to this, but my goodness you’re right. I grew up in a town of 200 and the ‘big city’ was 100K people 20 miles away. My college town was 15K people and I felt like it was pretty big.

The Twin Cities is a really nice mix of a lot of things that can make life livable. Except for the muggy ass summers, massive mosquitos, and cold snowy winters.

Having done big city, small city, small rural town and suburban living, I actually think suburban living offers the best mix. Not every one does and it depends on your tolerance for feeling like you live in a world purchased at a retail store, but it’s pretty good.

This is pretty good. And outside of stuff that happens in real life that you may not even care about, like very niche live bands or specific restaurants and markets, the internet and Amazon takes care of most other possible perks of metropolitan areas.

That poor girl to the bride’s left would rather be in the middle seat of a 14 hour flight to some far flung place ending in 'stan' than sitting next to her.