burnerminion

4/9/15

BOY IS MY FACE PUNCHABLE!

4/9/15

My heart is with you and your daughter. I hope she gets everything she needs.

4/6/15

I had a person do that to me once when I worked at a fast food place. Since I technically didn't get the money, I called the cops with his license plate for a dine and dash. He was still in the parking lot as were 2 cruisers. I let him explain to the cops why he just threw the cash on the ground.

4/6/15

Popcorn-hero is the hero Kitchenette deserves, but not the one it needs right now

4/6/15

Attack people. They attack people.

4/6/15

This gif is perfect. That story was perfect. It makes me gleefully happy that this happened (not necessarily that potato face was mean, but that revenge was had, even if it was silly).

4/6/15

Can you make Callie Rossmeyer telling stories a regular feature? Like, even if the stories have nothing to do with the food service industry. More story time please.

4/6/15

It is, 100%, to keep people from complaining to corporate. See, what people don't realize is, you will totally get something free for complaining to corporate. However, I'd bet that the person you just complained about will lose their job over the complaint.

4/6/15

One time when I was outside of a Cheesecake Factory smoking a cigarette a man propositioned me thinking I was a hooker.

4/6/15

I had a table once whisper loudly to their children, "if you don't go to college, you'll end up waiting tables like her..." while I was prebussing their table.

4/6/15

"Your job is to serve us and do what we say. You're not supposed to talk back."

4/6/15

It's not free if you give it to me.

4/6/15

Re: Becca Page's story... I pity that woman. What an empty life she must lead, if she must assert her presumed superiority over others in that way. I mean, who does that? Throwing the cash on the ground because a service employee dares to have something in common with you? I wonder if she even remembers doing that.

4/6/15

Oh my god this popcorn story actually has me crying Callie you are a real live American fucking hero.

4/6/15

Along the same lines as Becca's story about people making assumptions about educational backgrounds, I waited tables at an Italian chain restaurant that falls between Olive Garden and Macaroni Grill in terms of cost/quality the summer between college and law school. Our clientele was generally pretty decent, and as a…

4/6/15