You could be right. If there's anything we've learned from BCO, it's that aliens are all over our nation's restaurants.

I've told this story before but it never gets old: My dad took us on a rafting trip once, and our tour guide told us his favorite prank was to point to a herd of cows, say "look, the rare wide-face elk!" and watch as they all frantically took pictures.

From when I guided rafts, in a deep cleft between mountains. The two classic guest questions: "How come them trees up there are taller than these trees down here by the river?" And, at the take out: "Is this where we started?"

Yeah... probably from Gallifrey.

That is my favorite way to make them! En garde!

oh my god the sun tho

OMG they're from the same planet.

It's funny- my aunt is a former nun who married a Jew and converted to Judaism. When my Babcia was having his family over for Thanksgiving, my aunt made such a big deal out of having to get a kosher turkey to have along with the regular turkey. My Babcia spent a lot of money on that bird. When his family showed up,…

My family had a health food store when I was growing up, we always ate very healthy in my house. One Thanksgiving my father prepared an absolutely delicious dinner with all of the traditional trappings, turkey and sweet potatoes and rolls and fresh cranberry sauce etc etc. One of his brothers showed up with his wife…

Nah, freehand blow torch. It's amazing what you can accomplish.

"No, ma'am, actually the sun is going to remain in its place as it has for millions of years. The Earth, however, will continue spinning and proceeding on its orbit as planned; would you like me to ask a manager to pull the emergency brake?"

I don't know why anyone is surprised that the group of 40 had no qualms about not calling ahead! Hell, they thought the SUN should stand still for them.

A walk-in 40... I'm crying. I'm crying for the server. I'm crying for the host and bussers who had to put that table together. How does a group of 40 people not have a single person in it that says MAYBE THIS IS A BAD IDEA AND MAYBE THIS IS RUDE.

As the owner of a toddler, I could not fathom what I would do if I decided that he could not eat cheese. Cheese is pretty much his favorite food. That said, he hates meat. Maybe it's a toddler thing.

I'm sorry.

Dammit! I missed this one!

I've got GG boymen replying to this and omg dismissing them feels so good. #misandry #censorship