My mom got my wife and I twin beds for our Honeymoon. (The Honeymoon in Disney was her gift to us) Old school Irish Catholic

you is gay, but that is okay. Gay like blowjob too

I sang this along to a little tune in my head. Like a Sesame Street singalong about acceptance and how everyone is different but the same.

are you american? that's american af. SEX NO

My mom was also very upfront and hated "stork" bullshit how are babies made answers. Any sex question we asked at any age we got a straight answer to. In Canada you can't say what prescription medication is in an advertisement so there are these ads for cialis that imply the couple is off having sex. So I'm watching…

::anime eyes:: i love your mom

My mom was pretty straighforward with me when it came to sex. An actual conversation at the age of 15:

I'm one of three people at my firm who has to be in the office today, and this is the first story I read on Jez this morning.

I, too, have done that after watching a horror movie, but never had a name for it. Thank you. I am going to run with your phrase now.

I was going to watch the movie before reading this article. It got such good reviews, it's a female director, supposed to be amazing performances . . . then reading this I am reminded of my overactive imagination. I slept with the lights on after watching the sixth sense at age 16, I also convinced myself my basement…

I like creepy stuff but I can't take jump scares. It doesn't matter if the actual thing is scary or not; waiting for the movie to make the inevitable loud noise does a number on my nerves. So I look at screenshots or watch YouTube clips with the sound down or just go read the spoiler synopses.

I'm totally satisfied just looking at screenshots from horror movies.

I have a curtain as a bedroom door and I left lights on in such a way that my bathroom door cast a very weird shadow on the curtain. Of course, while I'm looking at it, my cat jumps on the bed and I screamed.

Pretty much all my nieces got for Christmas was Frozen themed stuff. One even got an electric Jeep plastered with Elsa's face. According to my dad, the Frozen themed-ness of it made the otherwise manly Jeep appropriate for a 5 year old girl. Ughh.

...hi, I'm back from watching the trailer. Why did I do that?

Didn't sleep 3 days after seeing THE TRAILER

I sympathize. I also tend to hallucinate after watching horror movies. Our front door sometimes opens on its own when it's really windy. A few years ago, after watching the movie "The Orphanage" the door did that and no matter what my husband says, I swear I saw this fucking ghost/kid/sackface:

Don't blink.

Wait, are you trying to tell me that women on the internet are real and should be treated as such instead of like prostitutes in a video game?