Balsa wood is light and delicate. I think turkey is more like poplar or a bland pine.

You literally can't live without calcium. Needed for bones, for when two membranes come together, and for a number of enzymes and coenzymes to function. Even if she's looking for tofu cheese, that's rich in calcium too.

I hope she doesn't know any aged human twins.

Before pinheads abused it by taking advantage of WDW's kindness, they were amazingly awesome to kids with autism.

Doesn't tempt me, I'm allergic to red.

I had a friend who I cooked for at a dinner party, and he stopped in the middle of eating, put his fork down, and said, very seriously and sincerely "Burnerminion,I really think this is the best meal I've EVER had." And I felt pretty pleased, and then we had them over once for brunch and he said "Mrs. Burnerminion, I…

Officemate wants to know what I'm laughing at.

Not sure why you feel you have a more precise read on the inflection and attitude of the doctor then the person who was actually there, but I'm sure you have reasons, so good on you for your keen perspicacity.

The doctor was a woman, so don't know where patriarchy comes in. Patients don't have 13 years of training, can't differentiate heart attack from muscle pull, and I've seen them guess wrong both ways. Even if the doctor knew right away it wasn't a heart attack, she shouldn't have discouraged someone with that…

On her planet they just let their pseudopods hang out in a nutrient rich broth, or else they engulf small critters foolish enough to get too close. Learning about a planet from the internet means they know a lot about cats and porn, but there are big gaps in their knowledge base.

I have no musical horse in this race, but props for the word defenestrate.

I think someone could write a great opera about this.

The court and the individuals involved in saying "men can lactate too" should drink a glass of man milk to demonstrate it's wholesomeness.

I cook hotter than I would for myself because my girlfriend likes it hot. She's won hot wing eating competitions. At home or at restaurants I pick out the hot peppers and give them to her, as she enjoys them. They make her eyes sparkle, they make my eyes water. Eating something so hot that she would be impressed…

Yeah, it's not about forming an orderly queue in the pecking order, it's more "who will hopefully make the country and the world a better place, and moreover, defeat the Republican determined to make parts of the country and the world worse". Or at least that's what fellow Democrats talk about, internal party dynamics…

I'm worried about that too, I don't think that's a thought that only Texans have.

I've missed his articles on all previous presidential races where he complained that the obvious choices for the major political parties were all men and that a women was unlikely to be chosen due to their dominance. Cause that likely upset him equally, him being a democrat who's deferential to women and all.

Male obits should similarly start by citing length, girth and circumcision status.

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