Idiots on twitter. So in answer to your question, no.

HIPAA violation fines:

Call the physical therapist's office first. Sometimes they just need to call your PCP/OB Gyn to get a referral, sometimes, as Ari says, you don't need anything. It's of course not bad to talk to your doctor about this, but if that's an unneccesary/expensive step, go directly to the therapist if you can.

I think it works, but only if you sand down your fingerprints, get new retina transplanted, and go by the name "Mr. Underhill". Otherwise I think you're right.

I think it works, but only if you sand down your fingerprints, get new retina transplanted, and go by the name "Mr.…

I love how you didn't run screaming, but descended calmly from the heavens.

There's a point where a story of bad stuff happening can make a funny story, after years and separation from the events. But I really think you have too much material. Multiple years of truck chicken. That was incredible. I am so sorry.

Either I am a snow driving genius, or people from the North know how to drive better in the snow. The people you see having problems driving in the North are from the South, or people who don't drive well in any weather. Except South of the equator where the reverse is likely true.

That is a crystalline perfect response.

Feminist bro fist bump. I'm there too. I will carry a flowery diaper bag, but I refused to use a bright pink reusable shopping bag and would wrap the purse inside my jacket if it needed being held. I suspect it's more our latent homophobia than anything else? Not that there's anything ok with that. And if…

Also, there is the potential of a "jackpot" flu coming around. This is what happened in the great flu pandemic of 1918, killed 50-100 million in a world less crowded than ours today. It struck the young hearty people who never got sick. We won't know it's that kind of flu until many are infected, and by that time it…

It's not a perfect solution, but it's a partial solution. We haven't prevented all house fires, but a lot of lives are saved by smoke alarms and fire departments. House fires still exist and still suck. The continued existence of house fires does not mean we should discard fire alarms and disband fire departments. …

It's the zombie phenomenon. The onslaught of zombie media convinced them that sooner or later she'd just walk off under her own steam.

Adultosaur is a poet. Everything she says is a form of poetry, so she has artistic license to flout the grammar by-laws.

I am sending you a bill for mind bleach.

Someday "she'll" rip of the mask and Andy Kaufman will reveal his greatest bit ever.

This is why all male institutions like boys schools, football teams, and (formerly) military and congress were such great models of well mannered behaviour.

I suddenly realized ex-boss reminds me of Mugatu.

There was a small town chiropractor who used to have a home office. He retired, moved out of town and sold his practice to a couple, who just used it as a regular residence. For years afterwards, people would walk in their front door, sit on the furniture in the living room (the former waiting room) and wait to be…

"White Tiger" story reminded me of a story I heard once from classmates in a karate class. I remember it as someone in a similar homemade get up, but with "Tiger Man" on the back, but it's been a couple decades so it might have been "White Tiger". He was seen at an open Karate tournament that classmates went to. He…

Props for jump-starting some brain cells in the little ones.