here's my sex spreadsheet

I could say so much about what a complete asshat Chuck Lorre is and what a complete pile of shit his shows are but instead I will let this dog convey my feelings.

"A Philadelphia barista and water sports enthusiast..."

The best thing about aging is that the older I get, the fewer fucks I give about the opinions of dickwads like these.

You may star this comment.

Oh, boy. Um. This isn't about me. This is about someone I was (and still am) with.

Once, I had sex with a stranger with no protection in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

For the first one I'd make an anonymous donation to a charity in honor of the baby. They won't specify the amount and you can give her the little announcement/card they include. She'll look like a jerk if she says anything and you can make lemonade out of lemons. It's basically following the rules since you gave a…

I don't think you can group "data" into one big thing. Some data is totally ethically fine (e.g. roll numbers at schools) while other types are not and gross invasions of privacy especially if they include identifying information. Saying it's a "tool" is like saying speeches are a tool and the contents of a speech has…

Yeah I watched the HuffPo interview, and I didn't really like how they chopped Suey off as she was trying to make a point.

"Sorry, but this video is unavailable from your location. It's one of the detriments of living under a monarchy. But in case you can't give up your silly accents and move to America, watch clips from The Colbert Report at ComedyCentral.co.uk"

However, I really wish that Jezebel would stop with the sensationalist headlines and publish more than one type of cop story. These types of headlines (it happened again: everyone be afraid of police now) continue the cycle of fear and hatred of police officers everywhere and it makes their jobs that much harder.

But...by definition, police are supposed to protect and serve. What you call "good cop" stories are SUPPOSED to be the norm, because that is a police officer's goddamn job. Jezebel reports on stories like this because they're NEWS. A police officer that does something heartwarming beyond the call of her/his job is…

YOU ATE STRIP CLUB FOOD???

On a more serious note, I think there's also an element of perceived agency and control in this kind of shaming. That is, a porn video follows a predictable pattern of fake moaning, facials, and other things that are usually for the sake of the Male Gaze. On the other hand, with a porn star as a normal person doing…

"Open up a slot for someone who isn't going to make a mockery of themselves and will try to get through college with some fucking dignity."