Hahahaha "Koko reacts to Two Girls, One Cup"

Cornrows for all!

They should suspend him without pay.

4th and schl0ng.

"A 50-year-old woman, her 16-year-old daughter and 17-year-old male friend from Temperance, Michigan are all beingcharged with vandalism after the trio snuck onto the Bedford High School football field and, using weed killer, burned a 100-yard penis into the grass"

Does her ID say "not a prostitute" and solve the mystery? What if she did give them an ID, then they checked her criminal history and hypothetically found a prior arrest for something- does that mean she was engaged in prostitution as she made out with her husband when someone reported them for lewdness and therefore…

I don't really care about football, but I also don't really care about women. Is there some way I can use these two facts to make myself feel morally superior to everyone else without really accomplishing anything?

I really wish she had her own late night show.

A lack of aim is the most enticing part :3

The Landshark

ARE PEOPLE JUST NOT AS WORRIED ABOUT SEPSIS AS I AM?

I don't know why it posted the image, but this is simultaneously very offensive and also probably all too real.

And where is Butters???

Please direct all concerns to Erin, who assigned me this piece because of "you know, the stuff you write."

This is essentially Vogon erotic poetry. Everybody panic.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma where the wind comes sweeping through your legs!

I really need to get laid.

HE WAS A VAMPIRE

Okay mine is kind of gross and probably definitely not going to win, but it is the story of how I lost my virginity.