Perhaps she is making the philosophical point that I don’t, actually, know what it’s like to be 17 anymore. I only know what it’s like to be a 30-something with fractured, selective recollections of what it was like to be 17. Which is actually quite a bit different from being 17.

Swine flu was the worst.

All things considered, a tuchus was one of the less sensitive things that could have encountered that wine glass!

It is so important to remember to swim across the riptide, parallel to the beach, but so very difficult to remember when you start swimming harder and the beach is getting farther away OH GOD I'M GOING OUT TO SEA TO DROWN.

Clearly we need "Ask a Clean Person: How to Clean and Disinfect a Whole Goddamn Airplane Before Takeoff."

Good job assuming Reno has no basic grasp on sanitation.

It’s not at all over, but I do think the increased attention to police shootings (and increased availability of video) has led to a higher level of accountability.

I’ve flown through Frankfurt, but by far the most confusing, annoying experience I’ve had was Toronto. Getting in at one terminal, picking up your baggage, trying to get it to the next terminal, taking a stupid tram to another terminal. What a hectic mess.

Midway has the aesthetic appeal of a 1970’s junior high school, but it’s terribly convenient from central Chicago.

Long Beach feels like a goddamn spa compared to most of these airports.

I love that cameo so much. It came to mind immediately.

A lot of people are treating this case as if it’s an open-and-shut win for the frat. But to win the libel suit, the frat will almost certainly have to show “actual malice,” which means that either Rolling Stone actually knew what they were saying was false or that they “published recklessly despite the publisher’s…

Making a drink at home with more than 3 major ingredients (3 different kinds of bitters?) seems like a waste.

Those whom the television gods would destroy, they first get laid.

This is terrible. I get the theme of the main article, because not having updated registration just means you haven't paid the state its due and presents no safety issue.

Bear seems very concerned that the dog has forsaken him.

This seems like a situation suiting the American axiom that the fix for bad speech is good speech. Why not instead work on developing a larger national conversation about imagery and the female body? Why not work on educating and motivating consumers to reject advertising that focuses exclusively on generally…

It sounds like the mechanical simplicity might make it a better fit for desert service than other choppers.

It would be hard to believe they'll bump the guy making $7.25 up to $8.25, but leave the guy making $8/hr at the same wage. Those folks may not see a full $1 bump, but they've gotta see something.

Thanks!