It follows a great tradition.

She overheard Tom Hanks telling his seatmate that lengthy and repeated voice overs were a lazy way of establishing a narrative.

If my intoxicated spouse had just shot someone, I don't know if I would hang around to find out if it was an accident or if I was next. Now, if he ran away just to ditch his wife, that's another story.

"Charles, what's the point of paying 300 million quid for bloody RAF planes if they can't fight a bloody dragon?"

Some of the rationale is much more about male correctional officers in female prisoner units. But even in male prisons, the presence of female guards can be humiliating, even when not connected to direct sexual assault.

Nah, everybody knows what happens if you let kangaroos mutate.

Tyler —

The Pennsylvania legislature should make the full Pawnsylvania series required viewing in high school.

There's no such thing as medication for borderline personality disorder.

Oh, I'm sure it does. The TV roles are nowhere near 50% minority, especially if counted by total lines or screen time. Discounting reality TV, here's what's on tonight:

I really hope Yvette moves on to some bigger roles. She has a wonderful comedic presence.

Yes, working in a local rep theater may be hard (although most jobs are), but it's clear that's not who Hamm is talking about. Hamm prefaces his comment by saying "[w]henever people want to talk about how hard it is to be an actor," he's obviously referring to media interviews with Hollywood actors, not some guy…

If they want to increase demand for the IUDs among teens, they should figure out how to make the copper amplify local wi-fi signals.

Maybe the secret to running things is to always wear the same shirt, ladies?

When the books are finally written on great cultural characters of the turn of the 21st century, Emily Gilmore will be at the top of the list.

Filming horizontally requires two fingers unless you are a child under the age of 8 or have a physical disability.

"A waiter at a nice restaurant probably does the same amount work as the waiter at Cracker Barrel, yet gets paid far more handsomely, at least on a per table basis."

This is all Glenn Beck's fault.

I had the same thought, but it says somewhere in there that she went to high school in America. I'm assuming that means her dad was not just of African origin, but actually an African-American.

As the plot thickens, the BBC reports that she "had been arguing with a mullah about his practice of selling charms to women at a shrine." The most recent reports make this sound like a story about money, not mental illness. It would be very easy to win any argument by declaring that your opponent had burned a Koran…