As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

Perpetual single here - if this is a real story, what exactly does this relationship bring that would make you put up with even 10% of this?

I always liked this pic when a crying baby settles down for President Obama after she wouldn’t with Michelle. I like her faux offended face.

I feel the same way. I’ve been around since the mid 1950s, and President Obama is the best president of my lifetime. I’m so sad to lose him as president but very happy for him and his family. It looks like they’re getting excited about getting their freedom back. I’m hoping that Malia will go to Columbia and they’ll…

I will say this about our president. He has been one of the best presidents this country has had in a long time. Weve cut the budget deficit, avoided being sucked in to any major ground wars, improved access to healthcare, and improved the standing of the US in the eyes of the world (regardless of what far right…

“Get that mic out of my fucking face. Take the g-damned flowers off my lap. I’m going to wipe that stupid smile off your stupid fucking face. And if you talk to me like I’m a 3 year old for another second, I may see 111 but you won’t see tomorrow”

The goat cannot consent... because it’s a goat.

It’s legal to donate a kidney, but not for someone to cut a kidney out of you without your consent. I think that’s the kind of law that should be in effect here.

Summoning Noble Renard...

Counterpoint: this is awesome

BRING BACK SHADE COURT

Imagine if Obama quoted that verbatim when nominating someone.

They rely upon the mainstream media to never fact check republican bullshit and guess what? They don’t. Instead of saying that republican claims are untrue that there is no precedent, they say something like “democrats are saying that there is precedent, they point to Reagan as an example”, thus reducing actual fact…

Here’s the thing, journalists could actually do their damn job and fact check republicans when they make claims that there is no precedent that a president in his last year in office gets to nominate a supreme court candidate, instead of asking the question like it’s a legitimate idea. I am sick and tired of…

She is my new hero. She’s holding a mirror to the absurdity of bills like SB4 and addressing gun violence and saying Fuck You in a very creative and non-combative way. I love this lady.

What lie? This pamphlet right here notes that there is a 95.7% chance your penis will fall off if you use ED meds. Pamphlets don't lie!

There has never been a more appropriate use of “What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.” Cheers mate.

Best use of ‘goose and gander’ I’ve seen in decades. Brava!

I like this woman’s approach; if they want Big Government sticking its nose where it doesn’t belong, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander. If they’re gonna govern by Sharia, let’s be equally absurd and draconian for both sexes.

I get that it’s meant to be sexy or impressive or whatever but ultimately a middle-ish aged man standing in front of a mirror in his underpants and socks, holding his own dick just reads as depressing to me. That is a melancholy moment. Excessive hashtags make this seem sadder.