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I swear to god, IF CHRISTOPHER FUCKS STUFF UP ON GILMORE GIRLS AGAIN...

Last winter, determined to go sledding, I left my son (3 months old) with my baby sitter and went to the slopes with a couple friends. I did not nurse, nor pump, for six hours. On the ride home, I couldn’t breathe too deeply because it pushed my breasts up against my bra and I’d get a stabbing pain that shot from the

YES. And it can lead to mastitis and boy howdy SHIT is that painful.

One of the most satisfying feelings in the world is relieving a milk engorged breast. For real. The relief is incredible.

Most accurate description of postpartum life ever.

I have never felt pain quite like the pain of giant veiny-blue engorged breasts.

Given the pain she must have been in, this really was the only sane course of action.

14 HOURS? I bet they didn’t let her pump either. Her boobs had to have been agonizingly sore.

This article requires Mark Schraber.

Getting someone else’s butt is a different tutorial, involving the clone/stamp tool and/or possibly a butcher’s knife and a prison sentence.

Consent is exactly why I never force my daughter to kiss or hug people when she doesn’t want to. I will never ever understand forcing physical affection on small children.

Yeah. For me, it’s the part where the sibling’s wife will reply to emails addressed to her husband that I have the biggest issue with. I’m fine with my sister telling her husband what’s going on in my life. But I do think that the way I’d tell the two of them some stuff would differ considerably. And both of those

When it’s a man cutting his wife off from family and friends, or always being present whenever she has discussions with them, or has access to her e-mail account, people call that being emotionally abusive and controlling. I would argue the same applies when someone can’t contact their brother for a private

Yes! I LOVED Sookie, and that she was a fully-formed character, whose identity had nothing to with her size or appearance (though she was super-cute throughout the series—I loved her clothes and hairstyles, especially in the highlighted-pigtail stage). I haven’t watched too many of her newer roles, but of that ones

If singing out of tune is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

I was watching an episode last night and I’d forgotten how absolutely beautiful she looked. So radiant! It was like happiness just beamed right out of her in every scene! 💖 Melissa and it won’t be a Gilmore Girls reunion if she isn’t in it somehow....

“I’m smad.”

Yeah that jackson not getting a vasectomy and impregnating sookie again (when she didn’t want another kid) storyline really did not work for me. I was never a big Jackson fan but i loved those arguments they used to have! Also yes, no weight shaming! And Sookie’s chef jackets and outfits were so amazing!

Oh man! I weirdly was never a huge fan of Jackson. But what I loved about that whole storyline is that Sookie’s weight/size was NEVER mentioned. They date, fall in love, get married, have kids, and there is literally never a discussion about her appearance. Pretty revolutionary in its own quiet way.

That’s kind of how it seems. Melissa McCarthy seems like the kind of gal that would move mountains if she got the call to play the character that launched her career.