THE CONSTITUTION

The lines are so huge at these events, that all a terrorist would have to do is explode something / shoot before the metal detection gates. I guess it would lower the terrorist’s artistic grade to pull something off outside of the gates rather than inside, but, really, the damage would be huge anyway. Go upstream,…

Seriously, the Biggest Loser was crap, but I find her technique in her DVDs really helpful. She admits exercise can be hard (especially when starting out) and she has a good sense of humor. Plus she admits that even she has trouble with some stuff, like flexibility.

I kind of hate her “persona” but I love, love, love her workout DVDs.

God, every time I hear about anything Dolly says I want to have her fix me some biscuits with ham and tell me stories.

Fear? I don’t know. My co-worker complained to me today how left-wing Obama is, with his Sodom and Gomorrah amorality and commie pinko hogwash. I just stared at her, mouth hanging open. I’m like, which Obama? The one in the White House Obama? Bc ultra-liberal he is not. Not by a long shot.

Over the last few decades, America’s public school system has come to be thought of as a daycare for everyone’s special little snowflake, instead of an educational institution where they’re supposed to learn how to deal with the real fuckin’ world.

What I really don’t get is that I see it in my mom. She was always progressive. She was pro-choice. When I was 12 and heard me use the word gay in a derogatory way, she explained to me what homosexuality was and that people didn’t have a choice. She never baptized my brother or me. She supported interracial marriage.

In general, the members of the Satanic Temple are not satanists and do not worship lucifer. They're mostly Athiests who are trying to make a point about Christianity bleeding into government.

Thats the thing right. The level of disrespect for the sitting President is one of the most telling signs that this is about the way he looks and the idea that these people could have never imagined a person of color as president. Sadly even someone like Dash gets lured into the swamp because of self hatred or for…

This. It bothers me to no end how disrespectful folks are towards the Office of The President. And I’m convinced it’s a way for people to share their racism without being too obvious because I’ve never seen such disrespect towards any other President.

Huh. I’m surprised that she hadn’t done improv prior to Reno 911, because she was flat out fucking amazing on that show. I <3 her.

People they killed with guns: 14. People they killed with bombs: 0.

I was gonna say that we don’t talk about “bomb control” because we do bomb control.

You need a federal license to buy dynamite. Wish we controlled guns even half that well.

I’ve never commented either way in the postings about Deen, but I’ve always felt that he looked like a sleazy operator. I’m not sure where the whole boy-next-door thing came from since, to me, he’s always looked a bit greasy and sweaty, but I do acknowledge that he probably has the type of look that people tend to…

Picking up some carry-out and not getting anything for me is a shitty boyfriend. Near-drowning me is much more than that. Much more.

If it’s Yoga Nerd, MD approved, it must be good.

This is my favorite trick to do for new parents. It’s actually relying on a set of standard neonatal reflexes. Makes you look like a magician. Or at the very least, baseline capable.

Find that person and send them a very strange email.